United Thread - 2023/24

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Looks like the Rags are taking our academy striker Chido Obi-Martin. He's about to sign professional forms, he's been great in the youth set up (scored 10 goals in 1 game against the Dippers youth side) but hasn't played at 1st team level, is bigger than his peers (one would assume his peers will catch up physically thereby negating that advantage) and it seems the Rags will offer him £80k a week when he turns 17 whereas we've not offered even 30% of that salary as the hierarchy doesn't believe it's merited.

If the Rags are spending that amount on wages for an untested 16 year old then no wonder their roof is leaky!
 
Looks like the Rags are taking our academy striker Chido Obi-Martin. He's about to sign professional forms, he's been great in the youth set up (scored 10 goals in 1 game against the Dippers youth side) but hasn't played at 1st team level, is bigger than his peers (one would assume his peers will catch up physically thereby negating that advantage) and it seems the Rags will offer him £80k a week when he turns 17 whereas we've not offered even 30% of that salary as the hierarchy doesn't believe it's merited.

If the Rags are spending that amount on wages for an untested 16 year old then no wonder their roof is leaky!
Sancho Mk.II ?
 
Can somebody explain the Ronaldo thing with rag fans? (speak slowly and use big words etc!)

Spent six seasons with them. Then forced through a move to Real Madrid. Spent nine seasons with them. And then four with Juventus.

So he had thirteen prime years away playing for anybody but them. Yet somehow, he was "coming home" when he re-signed for them.

My question is then, if he loved them so much, why spend over double the time playing for somebody else?
Why wasn't the fans pissed off that he dare play for somebody else in the first place. Because don't forget "United" are the biggest club in the world. Big players only come to them, not leave. "This is Man United we are talking about". (not arrogant...just better)

They acted like jilted lovers.
Ie the missus leaves you for a better looking guy. She fucks around with him and another guy for thirteen years.
Then when the last guy won't spend as much money as before, she suddenly starts phoning you again.
She did leak a rumour than she fancied your (noisey) neighbour. This was to make sure you didn't hesitate, and agreed to come back to you if you treated her right and showed her complete respect. (ie give her lots of money)

He's completely had them. Yet most still think he is the messiah and one of them...
 
Can somebody explain the Ronaldo thing with rag fans? (speak slowly and use big words etc!)

Spent six seasons with them. Then forced through a move to Real Madrid. Spent nine seasons with them. And then four with Juventus.

So he had thirteen prime years away playing for anybody but them. Yet somehow, he was "coming home" when he re-signed for them.

My question is then, if he loved them so much, why spend over double the time playing for somebody else?
Why wasn't the fans pissed off that he dare play for somebody else in the first place. Because don't forget "United" are the biggest club in the world. Big players only come to them, not leave. "This is Man United we are talking about". (not arrogant...just better)

They acted like jilted lovers.
Ie the missus leaves you for a better looking guy. She fucks around with him and another guy for thirteen years.
Then when the last guy won't spend as much money as before, she suddenly starts phoning you again.
She did leak a rumour than she fancied your (noisey) neighbour. This was to make sure you didn't hesitate, and agreed to come back to you if you treated her right and showed her complete respect. (ie give her lots of money)

He's completely had them. Yet most still think he is the messiah and one of them...

The simple answer is that the majority are totally braindead and keep unicorns as pets.
 
Just to put into context how easy it is to be sporting director at united
They are the biggest club in England and finished 8th
To improve them is easy
Buy anyone in Europe with a £50m buy out clause
They will all be better than what they have
Olmo, neves, Frimpong, simons, yoro, zirkzee, ugarte, zubimendi……..
Getting to where they want to be…..that’s the big step
And they are miles off it
Like a toddler trying to climb the stairs.....
 
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