United Thread - 2023/24

[Newman Noggs]

Alas, poor Yoro. Imagine being forced to join a club you don't want to. Sad.

 

[mexico1970]

Rag commentators making excuses for being beaten by Rosenburg and now claiming Rangers are the favourites for this friendly.

No football on, will watch first half to see if the jocks can give these rag fuckers a stomping.

Don't judge me :)

 

[Spanishbob]

Probably been mentioned before but how can a club like manure be fined by UEFA for failing ffp and be in a near billion in debt and not looked at by the PL like gods own?. By the way i already know the answer.
Anyway they are still utter SCUM.

 

[its grim up north]

Mrs Vienna remembers it.

She said if you walked close to it, you got soaked.

My memory might be fading but was that not the Water Chute that was at Belle Vue? Not so sure there was a flume.

 

[waspish]

It's the PR department at the Trafford Ministry of Truth, they tell the masses what they think they want to hear.
If 25%Jim tells them their latest signing is the world's greatest in that particular position, then he is. If they are told that Johnny fucking Evans is actually only 19 years of age, then he is.

The Glazers took all their ideas from George Orwell's 1984 and implemented the strictest regime ever adapted by a football club. 25%Jim is O'Brien (representative of Big Brother), and all rag supporters are known by the names Winston and Julia - any fan who doesn't wish to be called either of these names will be sent to room 101 immediately.

At this moment in time the rags have never ever been rivals of the dippers, not once in their entire history. On the contrary, they have always loved, admired and respected ALL scousers and are secretly members of the dipper supporters club. Although by tonight that may change, the Ministry of Truth might decide that the rags have always been at war with the dippers and thoroughly detest everything scousers stand for. And if anybody says: "Oh, hang on a sec. Earlier today we were told that we love the dippers. WTF is going on?" then room 101 gets another visitor.

Bet the Glazers wished they sold 27% of the club before they sitting back getting there dividends while it's all on Ratcliffe now to deliver

 

[ray21]

As Ollie McBurnie signed for the rags, they’re number 8 looks like him and kicks fuck out of the opposition like him.

 

[dublin-blue]

As soon as Wheatley scores his first goal for the rags the media will be in overdrive.

 

[heslops barnet]

Flicking between cricket/Tour de France & MUTV……like to report utd are still shite

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Probably been mentioned before but how can a club like manure be fined by UEFA for failing ffp and be in a near billion in debt and not looked at by the PL like gods own?. By the way i already know the answer.
Anyway they are still utter SCUM.

They're not looked at by the PL or UEFA (only by HMRC) because for the PL and UEFA it's the size of their debt which makes them the biggest club in the world.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They're not looked at by the PL or UEFA (only by HMRC) because for the PL and UEFA it's the size of their debt which makes them the biggest club in the world.

Just a pity that the cunts attract enough income to " service their debt " - a total obliteration would be so fucking good to witness.