Watch first 5-6 goals and chances, he seems to create them himself. Can see Rashford spitting his dummy out and start walking around.
Match outcome influencers will ensure that the necessary number of dodgy free-kicks and penalties will be enough to maintain the illusion of talent and grease the wheels of the media hype machine.United will shit the bed again by playing 5 "Strikers" playing individually trying to get all the fame and glory.
5 matches in and the pundits will name theme champions elect ;)
Susan Boyle would be an upgrade on Weighorst.An upgrade on Wout Weghorst but he isn't a £72m striker.
Both playing for Manchester clubs?As is this tripe from the BBC
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Both are ruthless? Except that Hojlund has only scored 15 goals in his career. Haaland did that in 10 games