United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

The collective noun for the rags is “A Misery”. Just look at them there.

 

[HelloCity]

Finally dawned on them that they need to go for the top dog, not the little ones in the corner.

United are just a tiny little dog.

Don’t you agree?

 

[bluetonium]

The rags were gobbing off last season about stopping us from doing the treble.



That went well.

First time I've ever noticed what a prick rashford was at the kick off, piling into Dias and probably looking to rile him up. I hope Ruben gave it to him in spades precisely 7 seconds later...

 

[Bez]

Fair value only applies between related parties

It's so obvious FFP. Related parties in scope, but not the likes of Adidas, Nike etc as it does not fit with the strait jacket the cartel clubs wanted for ickle City.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Rumours that the sale is "paused", and the shares have dropped nearly 10%. Oh dear.

 

[city2]

Rumours that the sale is "paused", and the shares have dropped nearly 10%. Oh dear.

All city fans truly hope this is true.

 

[JASR]

Everton want Slabhead.

What, as a cornice roof support on their new stadium?

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

A decade, 10 years, over 520 weeks, over 3600 days, culminating in no league titles, no champions Leagues..

Struggling to get top 4 in the PL year in year out..

The jammy fcukers, what a stroke of luck that VAR has been introduced during this time though to support them through their struggles..

PL's and CL's, these are the trophies that really define a great team, not only a great team but a huge club.

Such a team who wins the biggest trophies can be viewed as most definitely a club who can walk the walk, not just talk the talk..

League title after league title, duck well and truly broken in the CL after final and semi final appearances over the last 3 seasons, FA cups, League cups, Charity shields all sprinkled on top..

Tent peg is yet another rag snake oil salesman, fresh off the conveyor belt, gobbing off just like Moyes, Giggs Van Gaal, Mourinho, Carrick Rangnick and Solskjaer before him..

The lot of them telling one and all what they're going to do..

What a fkin motley crew btw..

All have had tonnes to say and all have fkin failed miserably..

Tent peg has just spewed another £200 million and has this season to make an impression..

Going of last year's shitshow, being pumped by Brentford and Seville, hammered by us and the dippers and being totally outplayed in the FA cup final, he's got his work cut out..

The cheeky bastard is now telling all and sundry that he has the blueprint to beat us..

Obviously being 10 yards offside and being allowed to score is the new way forward it seems..

We have ripped their treble winners comfort blanket away from them, fcuked their pathetic banner off, seen the pisscan jack it in and overseen the sacking of manager after manager..

Pulverised them in the cup final, where they offered fcuk all resistance to preserve their mythical treble status..

Surpassed them as the richest club in the world..

Built a stadium and infrastructure that they look upon with utter envy..

In the meantime, look at tent peg, look at the Danish striker that they've completely overpaid for, (I can't be bothered to check his name, sounds like Haaland apparently although no fcuker knew he even existed until last week)..

Look at the middle east potential owners they're so desperate for..

Look at their Welcome to Manchester ' poster..

Looks like Moyes's statement, "We aspire to be like City" has been proven to be bang on..

How sad is it that they are now pulling all the stops out to mimic us..

Pale imitating what we are ultimately shows them up for the absolute clusterfcuk they've become..

They're so desperate to be us, it reeks out of their every pore..

The reality is that they will never be us, ever..

And it's fkin killing them every single day..


To finish off, I can conclude with upmost pleasure that it's absolutely beautiful to be around to witness..!

The best team ever in any sport.

We know who we f*cking are!!!!.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

The next reporting date for Manchester United PLC is scheduled for September 21, 2023. Analysts forecast an earnings per share (EPS) of -$0.04 for this quarter. The company’s annual revenue for the last year was $775.1 million, while the annual profit was -$153.5 million. The net profit margin for Manchester United PLC is -19.81%.

Manchester United PLC is headquartered in Manchester, Greater Manchester, and does not have any executives listed.

In conclusion, MANU stock performance on August 1, 2023, was negative, with a decline of -1.63%. The company has been experiencing a decline in earnings growth, and the projected future earnings growth is expected to be significantly negative.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

The rags were gobbing off last season about stopping us from doing the treble.



That went well.

Gormless Dave falling on his knees thus making himself smaller before the goal (doing an inverse Ramsdale, who makes a comical late dive after conceding a goal)

I'll miss him for the rags.