United Thread - 2023/24

[Inter Me Nan]

What for?

They're recreating Easter Island with the defence.

 

[jimharri]

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" - Billy Ray Valentine ;)

"Im a karate man, they only bruise on the inside" - Billy Ray Valentine.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Everton want Slabhead.

Everton haven't got a pot to piss in. They are being linked with Maguire, Gnonto along with other players just to try and make out like they are going after players so they don't get bombarded by the fans.

 

[BLUEinTheUSA]

The Rags at the BBC are not happy with me

Thank you for recently contributing to the BBC website. Unfortunately, we've removed your comment because it broke the house rules

This is the text you wrote: Luke the only treble you will ever see is a Greggs Sausage roll, Steak bake & yum yum

What house rule did that break other than the "No bad mouthing any of the rag bastards?"

Fucking hell, the BBC hasn't been fit for purpose for a while now

I think the beeb edited your post for being inaccurate. It's clearly 4 rolls and 3 steak bakes.

 

[jazzy]

I presume they were arresting him for wearing the shirt.....no ! Fuck me standards are slipping

Unfortunately not, as you say standards are not what they were:)

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I had "United are back" removed for breaking house rules recently

It's practically criminal how one sided those comments are moderated on the BBC sport website. The incestuous nature of the pro-Rag 'journalism' at the BBC should be a parliamentary question as to why licence fee payers money is being spent continually propping up and promoting a failing football club.

SCUM!!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Everton want Slabhead.

They’ll end up extending Seamus Coleman past his 127th birthday, bringing Phil Jagielka out of the nursing home and buying some Turkish barber who scored a goal once for 4.3m on deadline day.

 

[jimharri]

They’ll end up extending Seamus Coleman past his 127th birthday, bringing Phil Jagielka out of the nursing home and buying some Turkish barber who scored a goal once for 4.3m on deadline day.

What's Kevin Campbell and Tim Cahill up to these days? Crown green bowls?

 

[KS55]

I will never, ever tire of watching that.

The collective noun for the rags is “A Misery”. Just look at them there.

 

[old blue]

Everton want Slabhead.

They want him to be a statue outside the ground as a tribute to his ancestors.