United Thread - 2023/24

[big gaz]

It's Sunday and I'm singing the the blues.
SCUM

 

[Gingers Dad]

They'd be a better team with McTominay in it.

That's fckin brilliant, I'm using that

 

[Blue Llama]

That's fckin brilliant, I'm using that

It's already been used by others, several on their Cafe who go further and say the same about Fred.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Article in the Times Saturday by Phil Neville said something like:
”Elite managers like Klopp, Pep, Poch, Ten Haag…..”

How long before the useless cnut is found out?
Obviously I don't mean Neville

 

[lonestay]

Sadcafe have it sorted out , new owners and more money spent that's the secret to making the scum good again ! If only It was that easy you daft twats llll

 

[BigJoe#1]

Two Spurs players down injured in United's box, most other teams would note this and pass through the lines and exploit the space vacated by two downed players. But Bruno instantly goes long for Rashford to chase, its overhit and straight into Vicario's hands. Thats the juxtaposition of Bruno. On one hand almost pulls of the assist of the season with that rabona pass, but he is also one of the reasons United wont ever climb up from a circa 70 points a season team. His complete inability to control the game, he 'chases' the game by persisting with hollywood passes. He will get his assists and some goals, will make the highlights reel and offer the mirage of being essential. However he will keep putting his team under pressure via not being able to control the midfield. No wonder Casemiro looks gassed, United give the ball up almost as soon as he wins it back.

Ive always had Ten Hag on fraud watch. Talent ID - shit. Ability to progress United from the counterattack Ole days to a team who can own the ball and control a game - non-existent, infact they seem to have doubled down on the Bruno-Rashford hoof and chase approach.

They are not a great team, and do not have the foundations to become a great team. Ten Hag has gotten it all wrong, he cant go back now. He can only move forward.

He needed to get his signings right - he hasn't. He needed to clip Bruno's wings, not make him captain and build the team around him. Now he has added Mount, another technically deficient player to the midfield, whilst there only DM is 31, looking a little stocky and not getting any help. Whilst Casemiro himself is also not amazing with the ball at feet.

Ten Hag = imposter

How soon? How long will it be before we need to start a SOTH Thread.....? I'll give it until early September....

Lovin' it!

 

[jimharri]

Alice, no please don’t.

That's her.

 

[cheekybids]

Sadcafe have it sorted out , new owners and more money spent that's the secret to making the scum good again ! If only It was that easy you daft twats llll

I remember GPC telling us money doesn’t guarantee success. How prophetic.

 

[flook]

How the fuck can the rag fans and so called ex players call out the glazers. They have supported every manager since piss can with millions to sign players when it’s obvious it’s down to the crap managers and that **** Neville slagging off the owners.

I've had this discussion with a couple of (match going) rag friends, apparently, as the Glasers appointed Woodward and the stream of managers they've pissed through in the last decade, it's their fault. Guess it's the same nonsense as when a government minister carries the can for the actions of one of his heads of department when they fuck up

 

[BigJoe#1]

You've got to admire the sheer brass neck of KOP there; complaining about a penalty not being given.

If ever I've seen a manager under pressure.... a clueless manager under pressure. Takes me back to the halcyon days of Leslie... just lovin' it