United Thread - 2023/24

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Shite team, shocking recruitment

Seriously, any armchair fan had a better judgment on Mason Mount than United's recruitment team. I honestly wouldn't even take him at city on a free transfer.

90m on Antony who is shite, nearly the same on Sancho. Especially Antony. Tent Peg wanted him and convinced the club he was worth the dough. That's a sackable offence in its own right. I'd be seriously questioning his judgement and knowledge of the game for that alone.

Casemiro hasn't got the legs anymore, which is why Madrid happily let him go for big money. They don't mind keeping older players as long as they can still cut it I.e Modric. Casemiro isn't even old, he's 31, so they should've been wondering why Madrid snapped their hands off.

Even their "better" players are bang average, like Bruno The Rat. I don't think he's a bad player, but no successful clubs right now would be chasing him.

Just a team full of mediocre players.
Absolutely bang on
 
The gift that keeps giving!

The green and gold wankers will be sharpening their pitch forks as we speak.

Saying that,im sure they will improve when Mount gets a start......
 
How the fuck can the rag fans and so called ex players call out the glazers. They have supported every manager since piss can with millions to sign players when it’s obvious it’s down to the crap managers and that **** Neville slagging off the owners.
 
Two Spurs players down injured in United's box, most other teams would note this and pass through the lines and exploit the space vacated by two downed players. But Bruno instantly goes long for Rashford to chase, its overhit and straight into Vicario's hands. Thats the juxtaposition of Bruno. On one hand almost pulls of the assist of the season with that rabona pass, but he is also one of the reasons United wont ever climb up from a circa 70 points a season team. His complete inability to control the game, he 'chases' the game by persisting with hollywood passes. He will get his assists and some goals, will make the highlights reel and offer the mirage of being essential. However he will keep putting his team under pressure via not being able to control the midfield. No wonder Casemiro looks gassed, United give the ball up almost as soon as he wins it back.

Ive always had Ten Hag on fraud watch. Talent ID - shit. Ability to progress United from the counterattack Ole days to a team who can own the ball and control a game - non-existent, infact they seem to have doubled down on the Bruno-Rashford hoof and chase approach.

They are not a great team, and do not have the foundations to become a great team. Ten Hag has gotten it all wrong, he cant go back now. He can only move forward.

He needed to get his signings right - he hasn't. He needed to clip Bruno's wings, not make him captain and build the team around him. Now he has added Mount, another technically deficient player to the midfield, whilst there only DM is 31, looking a little stocky and not getting any help. Whilst Casemiro himself is also not amazing with the ball at feet.

Ten Hag = imposter
 
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