United Thread - 2023/24

[r.soleofsalford]

The only thing that would happen in that description is Kane being up top

You'll still see Phil warming the bench and fish fingers on the wing, as long as Southgate is in charge.

Southgate is a boring useless **** whether Phil is in the team or not.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

He is an annoying prick but I'll give him some credit, at least he actually gives a shit on the pitch, whereas you have the likes of rashford just walking around with their head down and unwilling to chase anything down outside of a 5 yard radius.

Have you even seen him if or when they get beat.
He completely gives up and throws his dummy out of the pram

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

:-)

Only rag that understands football, this was a classic aswell [MEDIA]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The colour red literally brought on unbearable migraines for me between the ages of 15 and 20. I kid you not.

It’s an hanging colour. I hate seeing City in red.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Only rag that understands football, this was a classic aswell [MEDIA]

It’s like listening to sweet sweet music

 

[jacko74]

He is an annoying prick but I'll give him some credit, at least he actually gives a shit on the pitch, whereas you have the likes of rashford just walking around with their head down and unwilling to chase anything down outside of a 5 yard radius.

Apart from when he's asking to be subbed off when getting mullered by Liverpool.

And his idea of "giving a shit on the pitch" isn't what I'd ever want to see any City player do... just constant whinging and whining and throwing tantrums whenever the officials don't show him and his team favourable treatment.

 

[mancboy]

Apart from when he's asking to be subbed off when getting mullered by Liverpool.

And his idea of "giving a shit on the pitch" isn't what I'd ever want to see any City player do... just constant whinging and whining and throwing tantrums whenever the officials don't show him and his team favourable treatment.

He gives a shit about himself, twice yesterday i saw him fuck up and his immediate response was to look around to see who he could blame

 

[deano ou812]

He's a good player who's hyped up to be world class. He's very good at a few things, which means that occasionally if he's in the right system, he can score a lot of goals. But put him in a different system, he becomes a 1 in 3 or 1 in 4 striker again (sorry, winger). Reminds me of someone like Pedro. Had a couple of seasons where he scored over 20, but generally spent his career getting low double figures.

So basically an alright player but nothing special..

 

[Zubrman]

Twelfth.

 

[aguero93:20]

He is an annoying prick but I'll give him some credit, at least he actually gives a shit on the pitch, whereas you have the likes of rashford just walking around with their head down and unwilling to chase anything down outside of a 5 yard radius.

Gives a shit about lying flat on the pitch after losing the ball, pretending he's been fouled, you mean.