United Thread - 2023/24

[dario2739]

According to rag cafe we have been using drugs, bribing judges at CAS, bribing UEFA officials, fiddling all our sponsorships, and bribing referees. They are fixated on us but while they are doing this we have overtaken them on and off the pitch.

They are constantly fed the lie that they are the bestest football team in the world ever by the media... so their fans believe it to be true, so they look for excuses and conspiracy to explain away the fact that they're not!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

So they dont look like a none league outfit. TeamViewer won’t be paying them a penny, the contract was terminated last December.

You'd think they would put a charity sponsor on their shirts for free..

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Glazers have announced new sponsor for rag shirts...

 

[Protein Junkie]

SAVE THE ALPACA FUND


Meet Dave.
After 12 years of loyalty to his owners, Dave is set to be returned to the Andes. Dave is a Social animal and although he kicks and spits he is too young to spend the rest of his life as a Peruvian Poncho.

By donating just £3 we guarantee at least 50p will go direct to paying his wages *In return you will get
* A free bag of Donuts
* a yellow and Green Peruvian poncho
* a mini collectible Dave

Please give now and save Dave from being a Poncho.
* Admin fee of £2.50 payable to Mr A.Glazer

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Can’t believe he’s still making videos. Used to make me piss when burping up his sausage and beans and telling us exactly what he’s just had to eat.

 

[tommybooth]

Can’t believe he’s still making videos. Used to make me piss when burping up his sausage and beans and telling us exactly what he’s just had to eat.

Special needs.

 

[deano ou812]

Rags bid £25 mill less than Inter want for their keeper,do these cnuts think that players are desperate to play for them and by low balling the selling club the player will kick off to get the deal through unfortunately this isn’t the late 90’s early 2000’s anymore,when they were relevant..

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

Jesus Christ….

 

[SebastianBlue]

Ah, mancity_official._

Definitely the genuine City account, that one.

 

[deegee33]

Quite enthusiastic !!!! Hahaha.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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Jesus Christ….

More debt they forgot to ad that one.

 

[foggy1974]

You'd think they would put a charity sponsor on their shirts for free..

Utd do something for free, seriously????

How much did they pay cvntona out of the Munich donations

 

[Sky Blue]

A 3-part documentary to be aired on Netflix soon.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Those Paddy Power tweets are really funny

Just say no kids

 

[foggy1974]

This should be the rags new shirt sponsors

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Is that the lad from way back, who clearly had issues? Sad to see no improvement.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Is that the lad from way back, who clearly had issues ?

Difficult to say as 99% of them clearly have issues !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Jesus Christ….

Brilliant stuff, particularly liked the outplayed us line.

 

[Blue Til Death]

This should be the rags new shirt sponsors
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They are certainly sinking fast …!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Brilliant stuff, particularly liked the outplayed us line.

They must watch their games whilst on LSD, they were shocking in the Fa cup final. In their last two games they have relied on dubious VAR decisions to give them a fortunate leg up. They are shite.