United Thread - 2023/24

[manclad]

The most irrelevant team in the league.

Utter embarrassing on & off the pitch.

At least they have history.

Long live the glaziers

H.U.L.G.

 

[deegee33]

someone with more skills than me should photoshop an opentop bus driving past with mickey mouse cup on it

How about a 10 year old pulling a wagon with the coveted carabeo cup.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Will soon be an announcement that they have signed Eni Oluko as their Press Officer

She’s perfect rag material, thick as shite and twice as dense, a legend in her own mind and knows less than a reed warblers minge about football…!!!

 

[JASR]

There's not much difference, so it's hard to tell.

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The ratio of stewards/police to fans on the bottom photo, is in stark contrast to the vast swathes of City fans at the parade this year... there were hardly any stewards/police (from memory) walking with the coaches (plural!) nor any riot vans following behind (?). Surely they didn't expect the bus to get rushed by 1958 people?

also calling photoshop @Coatigan to the thread, surely you can combine these 2 pics to have the coach/stewards going past the megastore?

 

[abu13]

At the risk of sounding facetious, how do you burn through £47.5m in cash in 9 months?

is it the footballl equivalent of the petty cash tin? where we might buy a new kettle for the canteen and take £40 from petty cash, do they just keep buying shit players with theirs?

30 thousand bucket hats don't come cheap.

 

[Blue Til Death]

TBF to the BBC they do take the piss.

This is little comfort to the three dozen fans who showed up to protest.

Absolutely brilliant that!!!

20 of that three dozen were security guards, the rest were….

 

[chesterbells]

She’s perfect rag material, thick a shite and twice as dense, a legend in her own mind and knows less than a reed warblers minge about football…!!!

I still would.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I still would.

 

[34yearsandstillgoingstrong]

145k are touts

That ragLickspittle Stone being positively in Pravda mode re. The rags latest accounts : "set for record revenues of £640M" 2019 revenues were £627M. Allowing for inflation they're declining. "Waiting list for season tickets now stands at 146,000" A good mate of mine was an OT season ticket holder until 2012 ; every close season since then, he is chased by OT sales types who try to persuade him to come back as a season ticket holder! If you read the accounts , MU "boast" about freezing season ticket prices for yet another year. ( I wonder why ? When there's supposed to be this waiting list ) Looking at their latest quarterly(s) : as at 31/3/23..... 1Yr + Liabilities £676M ( 31/3/22 - £586M) Current Liabilities £568M ( 31/3/22 - £458M) Realisable Assets £130M ( 31/3/22 - £160M ) Let's say Net Debt of £1,114M ( 31/3/22 --£884M ) Not looking good methinks for ManU blowing City and Arsenal "out of the water" in their proposed ( cash + maguire ) bid for Declan Rice. Though I suppose that depends on what value you place on Maguire!

 

[Vienna_70]

They can't possibly think they are in a position to get to 90+ points next season?
I know one sensible one (brother-in-law) he says they are 9-11 world class players away from challenging us and admits that this is not going to happen overnight if at all.

Blimey!

A realistic rag; that’s a fucking rarity.

Perhaps you should have him stuffed.