United Thread - 2023/24

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Sister's friend went along there on a borrowed ticket a couple of weeks ago.
She was aghast that there was some kind of mattress strapped the ceiling to stop the leaks.

 

[Gray]

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Ain't hindsight a bitch.

Never ever forget that banner and the fact that Slur never once condemned it. The twat went apoplectic when we did the Tevez “Welcome to Manchester” one though.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

You are Pete Waterman and I claim my £5.

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Stock Aitkin n Cowboys got a nice ring to it.

 

[jacko74]

Never ever forget that banner and the fact that Slur never once condemned it. The twat went apoplectic when we did the Tevez “Welcome to Manchester” one though.

Typifies everything about the club, the players, the supporters... so very, very good at giving it out, but can't take it at all.

Thin skinned, mentally weak, cry babies who only associate themselves with united to try and suppress their own feelings of personal failure and inadequacy.

It must torture for them having to watch the only thing they've got in their life that they can associate with success and achievement being taken from them.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

There's a crack up in the ceiling,
And the Stretford End is leaking......

As true today as it was in the 1960s.

The roof,the roof the roof is fucking dire
You dont need no water let the motherfucker burn.

 

[Aba452]

I just got Cups for Cock Ups by Ashley Shaw. Need me big boy pants reading and reliving the very dark days of 1994/98. Ball, Clark, Coppell......... very fucking scary times, even after we'd got rid of the barrel chested Boltonian, we could easily have gone belly up..

Just started the forward by Dante Friend, what he was writing in 1998 applies to a tee about the red undead. Absolutely uncanny. However here's hoping for no Hollywood ending for these scummy twats.

 

[The Salford lad.]

The chosen one banner, having to have its own security due to irate rags trying to rip it down …


Remember Utd don’t sack managers , the lying cNuutz

 

[blueste41]

 

[JASR]

They'll need a new ground in the next 10 years looking at that dump and that will cost 2/3 billion

The more pertinent question is where will they play whilst the scaffold is knocked down, shifted a bit, and rebuilt. That’s 3-4 years minimum they’ll be playing in a different ground.

No way, will we ground share (unless we get some cast iron concessions on many aspects of PL football governance?)

So they are left with?
Locally…well if it happens quickly enough maybe Goodson park, after Everton move!
Else there’s not much choice.

Wembley - very short trip for majority of their supporters. Major airports for their Irish/scandinavian contingents.

They might as well move the whole lot down to London, rename themselves London Wanderers, and finally stop claiming to be associated or based in Manchester.

For a stadium rebuild it will have to be Wembley for PL (if still in it) matches and then cup ties maybe anywhere (or just forced to work back through their 12 (and counting) home draws, as forced away draws) for the cups.

 

[Gordyola]

The more pertinent question is where will they play whilst the scaffold is knocked down, shifted a bit, and rebuilt. That’s 3-4 years minimum they’ll be playing in a different ground.

No way, will we ground share (unless we get some cast iron concessions on many aspects of PL football governance?)

So they are left with?
Locally…well if it happens quickly enough maybe Goodson park, after Everton move!
Else there’s not much choice.

Wembley - very short trip for majority of their supporters. Major airports for their Irish/scandinavian contingents.

They might as well move the whole lot down to London, rename themselves London Wanderers, and finally stop claiming to be associated or based in Manchester.

For a stadium rebuild it will have to be Wembley for PL (if still in it) matches and then cup ties maybe anywhere (or just forced to work back through their 12 (and counting) home draws, as forced away draws) for the cups.

AJ BellEnd stadium https://www.ajbellstadium.co.uk/the-stadium/

 

[city2]

No fucking way will we allow these cunts to ground share.

 

[iwasthere1968]

No fucking way will we allow these cunts to ground share.

Mmmm maybe if

1. We keep all gate receipts
2. All food and and drink receipts are ours , price rise incoming.
3. A flat charge for all games say £5 m each game.
4. We decide on ticket prices ...
5. Upfront payment of (3)
6 . Upfront payment for damage, say £20 m
7. They deal with policing costs
8. We get tv receipts.
9. Anything else we think of at any time.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

They could always build anew stadium somewhere else and still play at old toilet?? Not sure where they would find the land available.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They could always build anew stadium somewhere else and still play at old toilet?? Not sure where they would find the land available.

Kazakhstan, preferably.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mmmm maybe if

1. We keep all gate receipts
2. All food and and drink receipts are ours , price rise incoming.
3. A flat charge for all games say £5 m each game.
4. We decide on ticket prices ...
5. Upfront payment of (3)
6 . Upfront payment for damage, say £20 m
7. They deal with policing costs
8. We get tv receipts.
9. Anything else we think of at any time.

I very much like the cut of your Jib sir.

 

[BrianW]

They could use Wembley as it would be convenient for their fanbase. Or Croke Park.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mmmm maybe if

1. We keep all gate receipts
2. All food and and drink receipts are ours , price rise incoming.
3. A flat charge for all games say £5 m each game.
4. We decide on ticket prices ...
5. Upfront payment of (3)
6 . Upfront payment for damage, say £20 m
7. They deal with policing costs
8. We get tv receipts.
9. Anything else we think of at any time.

Just imagine the mental torture of the hordes if that happened.

 

[city2]

Mmmm maybe if

1. We keep all gate receipts
2. All food and and drink receipts are ours , price rise incoming.
3. A flat charge for all games say £5 m each game.
4. We decide on ticket prices ...
5. Upfront payment of (3)
6 . Upfront payment for damage, say £20 m
7. They deal with policing costs
8. We get tv receipts.
9. Anything else we think of at any time.

We get to keep the points that they win. Winner winner chicken dinner.

 

[Keeper!]

The more pertinent question is where will they play whilst the scaffold is knocked down, shifted a bit, and rebuilt. That’s 3-4 years minimum they’ll be playing in a different ground.

No way, will we ground share (unless we get some cast iron concessions on many aspects of PL football governance?)

So they are left with?
Locally…well if it happens quickly enough maybe Goodson park, after Everton move!
Else there’s not much choice.

Wembley - very short trip for majority of their supporters. Major airports for their Irish/scandinavian contingents.

They might as well move the whole lot down to London, rename themselves London Wanderers, and finally stop claiming to be associated or based in Manchester.

For a stadium rebuild it will have to be Wembley for PL (if still in it) matches and then cup ties maybe anywhere (or just forced to work back through their 12 (and counting) home draws, as forced away draws) for the cups.

They have a ready made replacement ...