United Thread - 2023/24

[yeah whatever !!]

He was still in his overhyped "the next Bobby Charlton" stage of his career. Could have been at Sunderland by now, if someone hadn't kicked the shit out of his girlfriend.

Combing over the evidence.?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The Glazers have recognised that Manchester United should be rebranded just like megalomaniac Musk did for Twitter. They asked a highly esteemed marketing consultancy to make proposals and they came up with Shitshow United. So there it is, Shitshow United.

The Cockney reds will never be able to find Shitshow on a map

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Will Poundland be fit?

you'll have to narrow it down. Pep or Haaland?

One looks terminally depressed (or constipated; I can't work it out), and the other one has a dodgy back.

 

[manimanc]

And as sure as night follows day there go the press balancing out the negative press with the rags by publishing a piece that they will be bought out by October.

It's almost like the media have the rags supporters in their arms saying sssh sssh it's OK, don't worry.

So predictable these cunts in the British media.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[oldhamblue]

Custis reporting the Sheikh will complete his takeover by October

 

[r.soleofsalford]

It's pandering to a group of gloryhunting picks that's why they get so much coverage and tbh I find it good viewing when they lose :)

Me too.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The Cockney reds will never be able to find Shitshow on a map

For any lurking cockney Rag's, it's clockwise on the M60, turn right at junction 7 and follow your nose.

 

[BlueMoonday]

They've conveniently leaked that it's likely the new takeover will go through in October. This will overshadow the Greenwood shitshow....

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Custis reporting the Sheikh will complete his takeover by October

But its not Sheikh Jassim though. It's Sheikh Meshammy and he'll be taking over the window cleaning contract at the scum megastore.