United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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Their corner turning is identical to Antony’s party piece.

 

[bluemullet]

There’s a real problem when you get a helping hand in your league to help keep you relevant and push you into the premier competition. When you get there you find you just ain’t good enough. That defending from them tonight, unbelievably bad. It’s so funny to watch them flailing around, and then there’s Rashford, absolutely bottling that one on one. Were there people touting him as world class last season? The longer he’s a starter for them the better. Hilarious stuff again. They just keep on giving and giving.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

They should have given them more extra time .. oh, wait a minute .. they did!

I thought about 4 minutes and they got 7 minutes.

 

[Crooked_rain]

New keeper has been an inspired signing.

I know people are making a joke saying they should have kept De Gea but I actually think they should have, because even if this keeper with good with his feet like they said, even though he isn't, it's not like they can play out from the back as a team anyway , so his passing skills (which don't exist) are redundant anyway. and I'm pretty sure De Gea was a better shot stopper than this guy.

 

[Gordyola]

Uncle Malc

Give him the keys to the city

Trafford is a brough

 

[TinFoilHat]

Jaded will be back Saturday...

 

[ninjamonkey]

Got to admire their commitment. They love Thursday night football so much they're going for it again this season instead of just waiting until next season.

 

[inchy14]

Listening to Vera Lynn more likely going off that post. Lying rag twat.

Late bar it was 11 o’clock out there when he posted that ffs.

 

[Blue Floyd]

We need a hero to bring us quote's directly from ragcafe.

"I thought City winning the treble was the low point but think this is it now

We're fecked. It's basically over"

Just the start :D

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[N1985]

Told every Rag I know. De Gea was worth 15 points a season to them. He's a brilliant shot stopper just prone to a mistake.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Ragsindisaray 2-3 Galatasaray

Note to bt, employing arselicking commentators makes it funnier when they lose.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

After all this jovial piss taking we'd better show up tomorrow.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Late bar it was 11 o’clock out there when he posted that ffs.

Imagine being in Amsterdam and thinking 11 Bell's is late. Lightweight rag twat.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Still convinced the Rag's first goal was offside.

 

[cleavers]

Yea at walking

Couldn't stay on his feet for the third though :)

 

[carlosthejackal]

Fucking rag cunts

Summed up perfectly

 

[mancboy]

utd turning a corner

 

[theolivegrove]

wor lass insisted she wanted to watch fucking bake off, I let her have her way.
tuned in to watch your neighbours and just.missed them having took a 2-1 lead.
the last 20 minutes of this game were fucking glorious.... beyond hilarious in fact.
:)

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

These fuckers should be called the entertainers. Great value for money.