United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not buying Ginsters again.

I boycotted them when I found out they pronounced it with a hard G.

Animals.

 

[The Salford lad.]

Brent Goldridg latest, the north London and Merseyside derby are bigger than the Manchester one, and Liverpool’s their big game … you know this famous in their dna what they waffle is it bullshit their on about …. Sing most songs about City have banners etc , I’ll say it again you can lie to your mates Nottingham boy but not to yourself .

 

[Vienna_70]

Back in the day where we’d get some awful groups, Madrid, Dortmund and Ajax. We didn’t have much luck in the competition back then.

Because of the stupid system UEFA used.

The current rules - Pit One consisting of the Champions from the top six or seven leagues in Europe, plus the reigning champions - should have been in place many years earlier.

 

[jimharri]

Their new walk out music.....

 

[Vienna_70]

25 Mins on Ginster's partnership ..oooh that will please fatty Shaw.
1 min on women's facilities..I see a lawsuit on the horizon.

Take it from me, Ginsters pasties are the worst of any available throughout the great county of Cornwall.

 

[Vienna_70]

I boycotted them when I found out they pronounced it with a hard G.

Animals.

It’s the Cornish pronunciation.

 

[jimharri]

The oracle that is sky sports news Kaveh Solhekol believes the Ratcliffe deal is close and the endgame is near.

What the actual fuck does that even mean?

If he told me that water is wet, I'd have to check it out. I wouldn't trust a word he, or his follically challenged mate, would say.

 

[The Salford lad.]

If he told me that water is wet, I'd have to check it out. I wouldn't trust a word he, or his follically challenged mate, would say.

Was he glancing at his mobile as if he was receiving text , blokes a crank and a fraud paid good money for waffling shit

 

[The perfect fumble]

Liverpool’s their big game … you know this famous in their dna what they waffle is it bullshit their on about.

Bigging up their scouse rivalry is like a geriatric band living off their old hits, they do it coz the stuff they produce now is shit.

 

[rowarta]

Their new walk out music.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Back in the day where we’d get some awful groups, Madrid, Dortmund and Ajax. We didn’t have much luck in the competition back then.

City did get difficult groups at the time.
One year we finished rock bottom with 3 points, notwithstanding the fact that City were up against 3 of the very best teams in Europe.
Oh the press loved that - City with the lowest ever points total for a British team, they mocked.
Not worthy of playing in the C/L they said.
Well this season, the rags may well finish with ZERO points.
Let's see what the media make of that if it does happen!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s the Cornish pronunciation.

It’s still shite!

 

[The Salford lad.]

Bigging up the scouse rivalry is like a geriatric band living off their old hits, they do it coz the stuff they produce now is shit.

When exactly was it even a relevant big game , I’d say our games with the victims has been a bigger game for at least the last decade…

 

[jimharri]

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Ah now, come on. Did Txiki mastermind a bunch of Olympic gold medals?



By whatever means.

 

[The perfect fumble]

When exactly was it even a relevant big game , I’d say our games with the victims has been a bigger game for at least the last decade…

They are the bigger games.

I remember Rodgers taking Liverpool to Old Trafford in the dying days of Ferguson's reign, Rodgers was all puppy eyes with the piss can, basking in the reflected glory, look everyone Utd are bigging us up! And Ferguson was bigging Liverpool up, coz the old bastard knew the truth, he could see which way the wind was blowing, he was putting us in our place while he could.

Well the old bugger has lived long enough to see he was right, the only thing he got wrong was the strength, it was no wind it was whirlwind.

 

[danielwood5]

I put your question through the Bluemoon AI generator and this is the advice based on the accumulated wisdom of the forum

1: smash his back doors in
2: brick his windows
3: post a picture
4: leave your bike outdoors

Hope this helps

Or number 5. Give him a slap while he's asleep on the train.

 

[jacko74]

It's presumably part of their contract negotiating strategy

I suppose it does make good sense, I just don't understand why it only seems to be them who do it.

 

[inchy14]

Ah now, come on. Did Txiki mastermind a bunch of Olympic gold medals?



By whatever means.

Exactly. This lot will be pushing Liverpool for the amount of Asthma sufferers they’ll suddenly have.

 

[freshie]

Haha

 

[KS55]

Their new walk out music.....

Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Cartoons painted in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
9. Rooney to be chief coach.
10. MORE PEDS THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
11. Screens in the changing room to prevent cock comparisons.
12. French windows in the back of the changing room for a faster getaway.
13. Just in case, MORE PEDS.