United Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Red lines in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.

Free Jiffy bag delivery to each rag players premises

 

[horlock_was_super]

Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Cartoons painted in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
9. Rooney to be chief coach.
10. MORE PEDS THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
11. Screens in the changing room to prevent cock comparisons.
12. French windows in the back of the changing room for a faster getaway.
13. Just in case, MORE PEDS.

Thing is he only trained his charges to go round and round. Suppose that Brazilian woman beater bloke is well ahead of his team mates in that respect.

 

[bluebc]

 

[remember arthur mann]

Dave Brailsford marginal improvements:
1.Baggier shorts
2. Go faster stripes on shin pads.
3. A sky blue stripe on the shirts.
4. No studs on boots to reduce the weight.
5. Cartoons painted in the penalty area.
6. All players to be over 6ft 7.
7. BETTER PEDS
8. EVEN BETTER PEDS.
9. Rooney to be chief coach.
10. MORE PEDS THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
11. Screens in the changing room to prevent cock comparisons.
12. French windows in the back of the changing room for a faster getaway.
13. Just in case, MORE PEDS.

You forgot the new go faster aero hump shirts

 

[Cookieproof]

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Has anyone noted that the man in charge of roof maintenance, Patrick Stewart, is also Commander of the Star Trek fleet.

 

[give it to gordon]

Hearing rumours that once Jim I'll fix it and Beresford are at utd, the worlds biggest manufacturer of jiffy bags will be the new shirt sponsor

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Having an argument with a rag at work last night... (They are sooo easy to wind up at the moment)

He was adamant that Chelsea Jim was buying 25% and would get full control of the 'footballing side' of the rags.

He couldn't answer me when I gave him two scenarios....

1) Chelsea Jim decides to sell poster boy Rashford. Now this would obviously affect the commercial side of the business that the Glazers apparently run... Who sanctions it?


2) Flip the scenario. The Glazers approach INEOS and offer to buy 25% of the group, but want full control of the 'chemical side' and they will bring in Gary Neville to oversee things... Would Chelsea Jim accept that?



He walked away.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Hearing rumours that once Jim I'll fix it and Beresford are at utd, the worlds biggest manufacturer of jiffy bags will be the new shirt sponsor

Would that be Jiffy?

 

[willipp]

Its brilliant, they are a fucking embarrassment of a club. Who in their right mind thinks this will be anything other than the next stage in the united demise.

 

[BlueRockape]

Fukin ace.
kids in the 80's 90s didn't have much of a reply kids today WOW

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Fukin ace.
kids in the 80's 90s didn't have much of a reply kids today WOW

I never didn’t have ammo to sling at United fans when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s. I took the piss out of them more for being Rags than they did me for City being shit.

Them calling us shit is all they had.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I never didn’t have ammo to sling at United fans when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s. I took the piss out of then more for being Rags than they did me for City being shit.

Them calling us shit is all they had.

My answer then was just the same as it is now.
“Where do you sit at old trafford?”
Answer then: “can’t get a ticket “
Answer now: “ football is shit these days too much money”

Fuckwits every last one of them.

WTFAMu.

As you were Blu3s.

CTID.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Has anyone noted that the man in charge of roof maintenance, Patrick Stewart, is also Commander of the Star Trek fleet.

All he said on the matter is “The Fergie fountain? Make it so.”

 

[The perfect fumble]

Has anyone noted that the man in charge of roof maintenance, Patrick Stewart, is also Commander of the Star Trek fleet.

He boldly goes where many men have gone before...

 

[Silva61]

He boldly goes where many men have gone before...

Tempted to wear my wellies next week.

 

[Gray]

Thing is he only trained his charges to go round and round. Suppose that Brazilian woman beater bloke is well ahead of his team mates in that respect.

He didn’t do the training just oversaw everything. Shane Sutton was the main man on the training side.

 

[remember arthur mann]

My answer then was just the same as it is now.
“Where do you sit at old trafford?”
Answer then: “can’t get a ticket “
Answer now: “ football is shit these days too much money”

Fuckwits every last one of them.

WTFAMu.

As you were Blu3s.

CTID.

They don't go, they're just gobby cnuts by nature.

 

[talkativesprout]

Has anyone noted that the man in charge of roof maintenance, Patrick Stewart, is also Commander of the Star Trek fleet.

What isn't surprising is Richard Arnold is in charge of women's facilities camper than a Bluemoon meet up that bloke.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

My answer then was just the same as it is now.
“Where do you sit at old trafford?”
Answer then: “can’t get a ticket “
Answer now: “ football is shit these days too much money”

Fuckwits every last one of them.

WTFAMu.

As you were Blu3s.

CTID.

But 2000 Turks could!!!

 

[The Salford lad.]

One for the derby that should get them foaming.

Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck .
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck , and neither have the Neville’s.
Have you ever won both trebles.
Have you fuck .