United Thread - 2023/24

[Manchester_lalala]

Cmon Arsenal make their day worse

They could hit an all time low in the next few weeks. Arsenal beating them today and Brighton after the international break. Ten Hag will be a wanted man. Could be time to put all our efforts in another save the United manager thread. How many of those have we had now?!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They'll be loving this there tinpot groups of we are so important let's organise another sit in walk out block the shop with 12 people protests! They'll be taking it in with those Norwich scarfs! They'll be doing the just stop oil protesting type next sticking they arses to the road the team coach comes in on! The only way the glazers will go is if they look like going bust like what happened to Liverpool!

Glazers won't give a fcuk sat in America using the scum as cash cows!

 

[KentBlue]

Only just seen this.

I don't think there will be any protests from the green and yellow's because -despite not wanting to publicly admit it- they knew this was going to happen. Like most football fans we could all see this scenario being played out long before it did because the Glazers were never going to sell. From the off this was a major PR stunt designed to keep the club in the headlines, and appease their plastic followers. Making it seem like the Glazer's were only thinking of what would be best for the club and its supporters.If anyone was stupid enough to buy at the price they wanted then more fool them.

Let's see how long before their deluded fans realise the architect of their downfall, the Pisscan himself, is sat amongst them watching this bizarre sitcom playing out in front of them.

Never has the phrase 'ever been had?' been as relevant as it is in this situation.

 

[johncity]

What a lovely Sunday morning hope the cunts get beat today make my weekend scum hate them with passion

 

[1961_vintage]

Post match tomorrow - episode 102
Gary your thoughts : But this is Manchester United we are taking about. The ownership isn’t helping. No leadership or investment. Ten Haag is doing his best but he’s not being backed etc etc etc

Followed rapidly by the "(insert player name) subjected to disgraceful online racial abuse following today's defeat to Arsenal" cynical distraction story.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Neil Ashton must be working overtime trying to firefight this endless shitshow.

 

[TravisBickle]

10b really??
Thats basically saying we are here for life..

 

[freshie]

Don’t know what’s funnier - the fact that the Glazers aren’t selling or they they hope Tent Peg will deliver major silverware

 

[Bollo]

Couldn’t resist easing into Sunday with a scan of the caff. Just occasionally you come across a post where you just have to tip your hat. Stand up RedTiger….

 

[TCIB]

5 years ago we were all drunk on the comedy show that is Utd. Many of us thought "ok ok its fun but they can't stay in such a mess forever" and here we are today with them still dishing the comedy out. For our entertainment, we could not ask for better owners than the Glazers.

Bless you Glazers you hairy infected warts, bless you. Now over to you, utd fans, perhaps chant 115 charges whilst you cuddle your fred the red teddy bear your parents bought you 33 years ago to help you cope, maybe some City bingo?