United Thread - 2023/24

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We all know that managers have favourite players, those they take from club to club with them.

Now just imagine, how fucking shit a manager you must be to manage that petulant, talentless, women beating **** Antony once, and then unbelievably decide to recruit him again and pay 80M for the privilege.

That's some next level shit management, that only a man so out of his depth and with no understanding of the quality required to succeed in the PL could make.

Long may it continue, shit cunts!
 
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Can we stop being so cruel to this club that put Manchester on the map, the club that thinks it deserves to be top in the world yet has millions in debt which I can’t believe because this is Manchester United who the whole world loves, it has the bestest stadium even tho the fans get pissed on whenever it rains and the toilets overflow with piss, they have the best owners who take millions out of the club, and the fans keep spending and attending thinking things will change, well you scummy fucking club, fans and players Not in My Lifetime .
 
It was funny when sky kept mentioning Haaland and Hojlund in the same sentence like it was some competition.

The only thing they have in common is they're big Scandinavian lads with blonde hair. One of them is the best goalscorer in world football and the other hasn't scored goal in the league yet.

Although to be fair to the lad, his team are absolutely useless going forward unless it's some counter attack now and again. They seem to be unable to create anything from any other attacking scenario that it would be very difficult for him to show if he's a decent striker or not. Even if he is decent, good luck showing it regularly in that team.
 
The Stockport Iniesta said:
We all know that managers have favourite players, those they take from club to club with them.

Now just imagine, how fucking shit a manager you must be to manage that petulant, talentless, women beating **** Anthony once, and then unbelievably decide to recruit him again and pay 80M for the privilege.

That's some next level shit management, that only a man so out of his depth and with no understanding of the quality required to succeed in the PL could make.

Long may it continue, shit cunts!
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That's what I was saying in the past about Ten Hag. He's clearly vouched for Antony and told the club he's worth the £90m.

That mean he has very poor judgement on players and/or he completely underestimated the Premier League and the calibre of player here.
 
Crooked_rain said:
That's what I was saying in the past about Ten Hag. He's clearly vouched for Antony and told the club he's worth the £90m.

That mean he has very poor judgement on players and/or he completely underestimated the Premier League and the calibre of player here.
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A manager out of his depth and it's clearly showing, not just by today but every game they play under him, they are utter shit. They are only top half because of VAR, about 15th would be a more fair reflection of the season so far.
 
The Stockport Iniesta said:
A manager out of his depth and it's clearly showing, not just by today but every game they play under him, they are utter shit. They are only top half because of VAR, about 15th would be a more fair reflection so far.
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Yeah

If I was a rag, I wouldn't even be that worried about today, I'd be more worried that they have yet to win a game convincingly all season. Every game they've won, they've pretty much gone life and death and scraped a win by the skin of their teeth.

Last seasons position flattered them. You can have seasons where teams are not up to par and it makes your League positioning look better than it should be, but I always said I felt their goal difference last season was that of a mid table side. That hasn't changed. All that's changed is Liverpool, spurs etc have got their act together and there's no way united's goal difference will see them make top 4 this season.

They made top 4 simply because of others being poor, not them being any good. If you maintain mid table level goal difference, you'll find yourself there sooner or later.
 
Crooked_rain said:
It was funny when sky kept mentioning Haaland and Hojlund in the same sentence like it was some competition.

The only thing they have in common is they're big Scandinavian lads with blonde hair. One of them is the best goalscorer in world football and the other hasn't scored goal in the league yet.

Although to be fair to the lad, his team are absolutely useless going forward unless it's some counter attack now and again. They seem to be unable to create anything from any other attacking scenario that it would be very difficult for him to show if he's a decent striker or not. Even if he is decent, good luck showing it regularly in that team.
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It was funny that the rags were booing en-masse when he got subbed off. Talk about an indicator of just how far they’ve fallen. Booing because a player that hasn’t scored a goal, but tries hard-ish, is being subbed in the pursuit of goals.
 
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How is that not a red card, when you remember what Rodri got a red card for?
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The "tackle" before was a blatant yellow in the first place. So basically he's received no punishment for that at all. The ref should retrospectively say that the yellow was for the tackle and that he "didn't see" the follow up. Get the fucker banned for three games.
 
abu13 said:
They really are in big trouble, the entitled fan base are now doubting the manager and recent history shows that once this starts it usually end one way. They are £800 million in debt and any new manager coming in will want to bring in their own players, they cant afford this due to the mess they are in. And who makes the call on Ten Haag? is it the Glazers or is it Ratcliffe? how can either make the call until the deal is agreed.

This is a club who have spunked over £150 million on Sancho and Anthony and neither seem to have a long term future at the club. Fernandez is a complete bellend, Cassemerio is on his last legs, Rashford doesn't care now he has his contract, Martial and Varane are a pair of crocks, They wanted shot of MaGuire and McTomminay at the start of the season, their best midfielder has a pacemaker fitted. Shaw is a fat cnut, Martinez is overhyped. Jonny fucking Evans has come back and DeGea may be next.

Fooking shambles of a club.
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In light of recent accusations, this bloke looks like he's skating on thin ice. Definite anger issues.

www.thesun.co.uk

Neville slams 'ridiculous' Antony as Man Utd flops completely lose their heads

ANTONY and Bruno Fernandes lost their heads in the closing stages of the Manchester derby. United slumped to an embarrassing 3-0 defeat to the defending Premier League champions at Old Trafford on …
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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
That Brentford win with 2 goals in late Fergie time (when they did the lap of honour) really did more than paper over the cracks.
As did that penalty save v Copenhagen.

It gave the team amd their fans the cruel hope that the corner had been finally turned and that it was all plain sailing from now on.
Today simply highlighted how far behind they are
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It’s a cycle they have been in for over ten years, they got one or two wins, mainly against struggling teams, they think all is well a corner has been turned, and then lose the next few games, rinse and repeat
 
They are unbelievably bad out of possession. Literally half the team makes little or no effort to recover possession, and that has been the case for a good while. Long may it continue, but it is a statement about their mentality and how much they put it in for Ten Haag.
 
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