United Thread - 2023/24

Man, this is beyond hilarious & ironic now. Once upon a time Ferguson dubbed us 'Noisy Neighbors'. How the tables have turned. The way Borat will describe his 'noisy neighbor':

City hire a world class bald manager - Rags also hire a 'world class' bald manager
City sign a ball playing English center half - Rags also sign a ball playing English 'center half'
City sign a ball playing goalkeeper - Rags also sign a 'ball playing goalkeeper'
City sign a Brazilian midfield dynamo - Rags also sign a Brazilian 'midfield dynamo'
City sign a world class defensive midfielder playing for a Madrid club - Rags also sign a 'world class defensive midfielder' playing for a Madrid club
City sign a Portuguese road runner midfielder - Rags also sign a Portuguese 'road runner midfielder'
City sign a blonde Scandinavian powerhouse No. 9 - Rags also sign a blonde Scandinavian 'powerhouse No. 9'
City signed a Portuguese skillful right back - Rags also signed a Portuguese 'skillful right back'
City signed an English tough tackling right back with lots of pace - Rags also signed an English 'tough tackling right back with lots of pace'
City sign an English left winger with trickery and goals - Rags also sign an English left winger with 'trickery and goals'
City sign a peerless right winger with magic of a left foot - Rags also sign a 'peerless right winger with magic of a left foot'
City got owners who completely changed the club landscape - Rags also got owners who 'completely changed' the club landscape
City as a club has got humility, gallows humor and an abilty to power through adversity - Rags can't afford that

City have become everything and more that the Rags dreaded when they were at the top and its all their own fault. Long may it continue! MANCHESTER IS BLUE AND WILL REMAIN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG LONG TIME!!
 
woody1968 said:
He’s a desperate man who today turned into a mard arse, I thought he might be better than that but no he’s just another in the long line of “pep wannabes” who is completely devoid of his own original ideas - we are so lucky to have the authentic original absolute fucking genius that is Pep
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I bet he's not even bald
 
Merlin's Magic said:
Man, this is beyond hilarious & ironic now. Once upon a time Ferguson dubbed us 'Noisy Neighbors'. How the tables have turned. The way Borat will describe his 'noisy neighbor':

City hire a world class bald manager - Rags also hire a 'world class' bald manager
City sign a ball playing English center half - Rags also sign a ball playing English 'center half'
City sign a ball playing goalkeeper - Rags also sign a 'ball playing goalkeeper'
City sign a Brazilian midfield dynamo - Rags also sign a Brazilian 'midfield dynamo'
City sign a world class defensive midfielder playing for a Madrid club - Rags also sign a 'world class defensive midfielder' playing for a Madrid club
City sign a Portuguese road runner midfielder - Rags also sign a Portuguese 'road runner midfielder'
City sign a blonde Scandinavian powerhouse No. 9 - Rags also sign a blonde Scandinavian 'powerhouse No. 9'
City signed a Portuguese skillful right back - Rags also signed a Portuguese 'skillful right back'
City signed an English tough tackling right back with lots of pace - Rags also signed an English 'tough tackling right back with lots of pace'
City sign an English left winger with trickery and goals - Rags also sign an English left winger with 'trickery and goals'
City sign a peerless right winger with magic of a left foot - Rags also sign a 'peerless right winger with magic of a left foot'
City got owners who completely changed the club landscape - Rags also got owners who 'completely changed' the club landscape
City as a club has got humility, gallows humor and an abilty to power through adversity - Rags can't afford that

City have become everything and more that the Rags dreaded when they were at the top and its all their own fault. Long may it continue! MANCHESTER IS BLUE AND WILL REMAIN LIKE THAT FOR A LONG LONG TIME!!
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City get accused of breaking ffp rules. utd just went out and did it
 
I haven't seen any of the game as I was at mates 60th yesterday where most of the other blokes (rags) there were watching the match for a couple of hours in the afternoon.

Now on the whole they are a sound bunch when not talking about football then of course they show their true colours.

Common consensus was that Martial is shite, Maguire is a joke and Antony is a waste of space.

Every other player is world class and are nytid through and through!

Couple of the young bucks were trying to make something out of our second goal and to be fair their Dad (who's birthday it was) mentioned the derby 'goal' at the swamp and that killed that conversation stone dead.

They're broken and unable to accept what they have become. They still think that Ten Bob is the answer and they had a fantastic season last year.

Poundshop Erling is the real deal too I have been informed and he's going to take them to the next level - for balance they didn't say if that level was up or down.

Fuck em.
SCUM.
As you were Blu3s.
 
They've had a horrific transfer window. Kane, Rice, Bellingham are three players the rags of old would have been all over, with a real chance of securing them.

Instead I'd say the only good signing they've made is Onana. Mount was overpriced and is overrated. Amrabat took them all summer despite him only wanting them. They sign a blonde Scandinavian with about three goals to his name for a fortune because he sounds like Haaland. And they re-sign Jonny Evans.

The whole structure there is absolutely awful and it's fantastic to watch.

They were lucky to beat Wolves, possibly unlucky to lose at Spurs but overall have been woeful. That back 4 that finished the game last night is truly relegation level.
 
When Ferguson left he should have been more involved in the transition. Not so much on the pitch but more as a director of football who was ensuring that their style evolved.

They sleep walked those first few years if not the whole decade.
 
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