United Thread - 2023/24

[Blu1]

Utd have been shit for years have their delusional fans only just realised this ?

The media hype around this club is insane. All I hear about is Utd.

In my opinion their issues have only just started. It’s going to get a lot worse for them.

Need a new manager
Need a complete new team
Need a training centre
Need youth investmevt
Need a new stadium
Need new owners
Need constant pest control

As they say the gift that keeps giving.

They are truly fooked

 

[Crooked_rain]

They will sack Poundland in the new year, they will appoint Southgate and he will create a stable boring side with limited success, they will sack Southgate after 2 seasons mainly because he will insist on playing Harry Maguire and he will break the it's record for most nil nils in a season.
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The middlesbrough side he took over were no worse than this united side. They had qualified for the UEFA Cup two seasons in a row, won a League Cup a couple of years earlier, and had just been in the UEFA Cup Final months before Southgate took over. I'd say they were pretty much what Brighton are today during that period.

They were a decent team then with some good players and used to spend plenty on players too.



Southgate got the job and made them progressively worse until he got them relegated and they've never really recovered since....

So yeah, I'm all in for Southgate taking over at United.

 

[City Raider]

She didn't see the first two goals? Sums it up, no way is she a bona fide Rag fan she is just on the make money out of gullible twats bandwagon.

Is that her bed behind her, nudge nudge, wink wink?

She must run a different visual business at night

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

I guess I must miss the answer, since I live down south, so can somebody please explain why anything is the Glazers fault, since...

They don't play, so aren't at fault for the performances?
They have hired (paperboy aside) GPC's personal choice, top names and successful trophy winners Mourinho/Van Gaal, and currently (alledged, but were plenty on here sayng he would be the best replacement if Pep left 2yrs ago) greatest new thing in the world from Ajax.
Backed said managers with more money than anyone, bar Chelsea recently.
Taking money out? doesn't matter as the above is true.
They don't spend all their time mouthing off to the media, making it about them, in fact they're pretty 'back seat'.
This "toxic atmosphere" ...is created by Neville and their 'fans' protesting (no idea why, the above makes it hypocritical) nothing to do with them.
Any ideas??

Their beef according to united fans I know is that the Glazer's only spend money when not in the top 4 (not checked to see if this is accurate) and that the dividends/interest payments could have been spent on transfers so thereby being able to outspend everyone by 50-100% - like they used to do, when they won everything with only home grown players!

 

[Stoned Rose]

I watched the whole match because I knew I would be in for a treat. Hannibal stood out. I honestly believe he gave the worst display I have ever seen by a midfield player at any level. No idea of where to run, or to control the ball, or pass it cleanly, and no awareness of the rest of the pitch. To call him a headless chicken would be an insult to headless chickens. Happy days.

 

[KentBlue]

Ratboy Neville should take over at the swamp: class of '92 as his assistants. Second in command would obviously have to be Howard Webb, ably assisted by his band of pgmol cronies.
Naturally Ratboy would have a direct hotline to the drunken despot if a decision goes against the rags during a game, because the purple-faced **** can override anything and everything in the Premier league that he doesn't approve of.

They would clean up. They would win everything there is to win and Ratboy would be on his way to being Prime Minister. And once he's settled in at number 10 there would be world peace because no other country on this planet would dare upset him, they know they would be on the receiving end of his 'hard man' stare and they'd soon back down.



And in years to come there will be a new religion created in honour of him called the Nevillites. Followers would all look the same: pallid complexions, vermin-type facial structure, the men would have to use a biro pen to draw a wispy-thin moustache over their upper lips because they are late developers, and they will have to be accompanied by their mothers everywhere so that they don't stay out too late - all Nevillites must be in bed by 8pm or otherwise they become irritable when tired. They are allowed to stay up a bit later if and when 'You've Been Framed' is on because they have good laugh seeing people fall head-first into a cream cake.

Believe me, Brian Potter was wrong when he said the future is garlic bread, the future is actually the Nevellites.

 

[pride in battle]

The squad ETH is gonna dump on the next manager is almost worse than the one Fergie left Moyes.

Dunno why they don't just do peak Chelsea in the early 2010s and just have a good squad that your manager can pick and choose from and then replace the manager every few years. It's mental to just let him spend whatever he wants on dross from Netherlands.

Far Worse...

 

[threespires]

I thought he didn't want to live or work in England?

Although that might have just been an excuse not to manage United and I don't think he would do it.

He doesn't really strike me as a guy who's desperate to be in management and would be extremely selective when he takes a job. he's probably on a hiding to nothing if he goes there. He's too smart for that in my opinion. Imagine Zidane looking at that United squad, comparing it to the Real Madrid squad he had, and then knowing he has to go up against Us, Liverpool, Arsenal etc and their respective mangers with that squad he has.

I don't think he would go anywhere near that United job anytime soon.

That's going to be their challenge, what's their sales pitch to any elite candidate? Unless they address their broader issues they'll only appeal to mercenaries, nutters or tyros.

 

[Zabbasbeard]

That’s incredibly harsh on Chapman. He’s always been the consummately professional anchor as well as losing his wife to cancer in her 40s.

Incredibly harsh? Nah. His personal life has nothing to do with his smugness as a presenter so why are you bringing it into the conversation? He's working and being the same smug presenter who wastes time on laddish "banter" that he's always been

 

[Bald fraud]

There's a bigger picture to consider for Shay then, fair enough. Inside I hope he was laughing his cock off at just how shite they are and the bullshit funeral like, sombre tone that they seem to adopt whilst the majority of football fans are pissing themselves.

Spot on! I’m sick to death of the hour long inquests after every game. No other team has this when they lose. All sat there speaking in hushed tones and looking sad it’s fucking pathetic!

 

[Stoned Rose]

When you see what a spoilt aggressive hair triggered violent little **** Antony is with all the world watching, I have no doubt he kicks fuck out of his partners behind closed doors.

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When you order Tuco Salamanca from DHGate.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

He's a decent manager to be fair. His Brighton team always gave a good go at the Etihad.

But I doubt he can stop the rag ship from sinking further with the ammount of deadwood they have in their current team.

He's a solid long-term manager who is great at building slowly with strong emphasis on youth development. But he was a disaster at big-spending Chelsea. It will take United five to ten years to turn things round but their fanbase are not that patient.

 

[LongsightM13]

The daft twats are gushing over the Beckham PR documentary, and the ludicrous French poseur doing a ‘music’ gig at the Stoller Hall, which by all accounts was so bad that some present suspected it was actually some elaborate prank.
Living in the past, on and off the pitch.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

To be fair, I've not noticed much bias or smugness from Chapman since he's been doing MOTD. He comes across an alright bloke in my opinion.

I think Chapman is one of a very small number of football broadcasters who is impartial. The best the BBC have got in my view.

 

[City Raider]

They will sack Poundland in the new year, they will appoint Southgate and he will create a stable boring side with limited success, they will sack Southgate after 2 seasons mainly because he will insist on playing Harry Maguire and he will break the it's record for most nil nils in a season.
Bookmark this.

The only flaw is insisting on playing Maguire leading to a record amount of nil nils [emoji1]

 

[JTFactsPlz]

He actually said you can see the players are sticking together!
I can see a lot of things but the thing I see the most is a bunch of players who are anything but together?

I get the very strong impression they mostly absolutely hate one another.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

These cunts just need to fuck off and accept they’re shit and the past is the past now ffs.

Beautifully put, SR.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Seems an arrogant **** to me

Wasn't he boasting last week about the win ratio when he plays being very high? Even if that were true, which it isn't because they just got whacked twice, why would a player individualise themselves as If their wins are down to him? Could you imagine John Stones coming out saying that?

Remember that time he was getting stick and scored for England against some part timers and started celebrating while cupping his ears as if to say "criticise me now".


He's a prick.

I thought he was dire on Sunday. A total disaster of a centre half.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

If history teaches us anything, when our time comes, which it will, hopefully not as apocalyptic, then we should take it with the grace of a good proportion of blues who have lived it already, this is what will always separate us from that vermin; know thy self…. Yes we won the lottery, yes we are fortunate beyond belief, however coming from the shit stained public WC had one thing that they never had as a fanbase, humility

Fuck them and their self righteous arrogance, at least the dippers remained relevant; a generation of entitlement brainwashed the cunts; if it all goes tits up for me tomorrow I'm happy in the knowledge I’ve loved every breath and never taken it for granted….

I love you x

 

[Impeccable One]

I believe thousands of fans were evacuated safely again from the swamp long before the end of proceedings. One part of the OT machine which is functioning better than ever.

I believe they are constructing an early exit route forcing people through the club shop, just like at the airport where they route you through duty free.