United Thread - 2023/24

[manimanc]

And in breaking news, Mason Mount had agreed a deal to start every single England match for the next five years. By signing for Manchester United, Mount will be automatically selected by Gareth Southgate for all England competitive games regardless of form, unless Mason of course opts to withdraw from squads at his own pleasure.

Also known as 'doing a Rashford', getting away with this kind of behavior is yet another of the privileges a move to Old Trafford will bring for England's new brightest star.

Has sky sports news not ran the line of "utd are getting a £90m player for 60m" yet?

 

[jimharri]

absolute twat behavior towards De gea, poor guy! Deserves a statue in my opinion

A lot of rags reckon he IS a statue!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

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I cant believe any pro footall player would write that much to woman about one quid... Zlat the tight-assed rat.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Has sky sports news not ran the line of "utd are getting a £90m player for 60m" yet?

with a studio background photo behind showing the headline "SNUBBED" with a photo of Declan Rice sticking his vs up (with a piccie of Sheikh Mansour photoshopped in)

 

[TinFoilHat]

Wait for the reaction when he scores his first goal

Against Barnet in the Carabao Cup

 

[TinFoilHat]

Every time i have watched Mount play i come away wondering what all the fuss is about.
Average player at best from what ive seen but maybe im being too harsh

Waistcoat will be knocking one out as it justifies starting him with the world's bestest midfielder Tront instead of Phil.

 

[Ian Paisley]

let the hype begin. the latest messi, maradona pele phil jones all rolled into one

 

[Blue Mist]

Midfield is a massive problem. From February onwards they had run out of legs. Erikson and Casemiro can't play 60 games a season. And Fernandes is 29 this year. In the fa cup final, they had Fred, McTom and Weghorse on the bench.

Mount is an upgrade on all 3. Brings more energy. Probably pushes Erikson onto the bench. Only 24.

I accept what you say, the point I am making is whilst midfield is a problem, it is not their biggest one.
As of tomorrow they will not have a number one keeper. Their January emergency transfer loan striker has gone back to Burnley. Unless they play Mount in goal they must be expecting him to score 25 goals a season.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The Glazers continue to buy them everyone they want and they inevitably celebrate each signing.
They're nothing if not consistent the ungrateful c#nts.
When Sheikh Hedgefund gets them and they are run by sharp practice professionals - they'll look back on theses signature signing days.

 

[Blue Mist]

Waistcoat will be knocking one out as it justifies starting him with the world's bestest midfielder Tront instead of Phil.

Good, I'm all for that. Phil plays enough games. It's a pity Phil will still have to travel with the squad but I'm sure he will tell them all about Istanbul and his treble exploits.