United Thread - 2023/24

[Gazza]

Jadon Sancho has been offered £1.2m a game to go and play in Saudi Arabia. Manchester United say they'll struggle to raise the cash but it'll be worth it in long run.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Got to love how the last goal he conceded for them was yet another howler.

His utd career went full circle. He started with a howler at Wembley against City and signed off exactly the same way.

 

[KentBlue]

We laugh, but these are real people behind those accounts and genuinely believe the shit they post on there.

Yep. But it would only be rag/dipper fans that could be that deluded. I can't think of any other set of supporters who would come up with such puerile idiocy - and believe in it.

These might be real people coming up with this stuff, but the world they live in is so far removed from reality we should be pitying them for being the social outcasts that they so patently are.

 

[horlock_was_super]

The CAF

Orion.

The Premier League and The Champions League were supposed to protect the status quo for the old guard. Instead, a club like City has emerged from the shadows and is now eating handsomely at the top table. The last 10 to 12 years must have been very painful viewing for the people associated with the old guard clubs. A pain that is so intense that they would take their battle against City off the pitch in order to try to remove City from the top echelons of football and try to damage the legacy of the club. They have failed miserably so far. What a job the people at City have done during this coordinated campaign by the old guard clubs. City have the strongest brand. Play the best football. Have the best manager, the strongest brand and hence the highest revenues. Many reasons to be cheerful. There is one battle to be won. The PL charges. Come on City! We can do this’

Another hilarious rallying cry from Blueloon - ‘emerged from the shadows’ Jesus Christ. Sold your soul, place in the Premier League - and arse - to an Oil state more like.

A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming.

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The FFP piss is now boiling. Something the Rags have championed and believed in for the last 15 years.

Rhyme Amimal.

How can any other club get punished for ffp while this stand off with City goes on…?

As bizarre as it sounds, it would probably benefit other Top 4 clubs to purposely breach ffp to a lesser degree than City and tempt punishment in order to ensure City get properly taken out.

But as it stands I don’t understand why any club should follow ffp to the letter, what’s the point?

And if City get a fine for 115 charges, moving forward, how can any team be punished more harshly than that without it being basically an admission of corruption / bribery at the highest levels?

This fuckwit has a friend?????

 

[superwatsonwatson]

We may fade away eventually but to be alive and witness their downfall has been wonderful.

Their downfall so far is not enough. I want more. I want to see them mid table, bottom half year in year out, fighting relegation. I want to see them go down (again). I want to see City get a pen at their ground, well, maybe that one is wanting too much.

 

[roach3]

Not United getting a penalty for fuck all in 96? The one where Keane is going sick at the ref until he realised they’ve been awarded a pen?


Or not the Rashford offside?


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Wonder how man favourably decisions they get vs us & how many shit ones we get vs them

We definitely don’t get reffed the same

Yeh watching dermots mental gymnastics to justify splinters goal was hilarious and cringeworthy at the same time

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It's a cheap shot, but I hope they get Onana. Onanism is the biblical word for wanking.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I am Pep, and so is my wife.

I prefer to say that I am Spartacus. So is my hamster.

 

[jrb]

This fuckwit has a friend?????

Is he or she a Bluemoon Mole

 

[Maly]

The CAF

Orion.
A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming.

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Pmsl. Anyone got any magic beans to sell on the caf?

Seems like his friend must know @Ric pretty well tho. Not a bad description ;)

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Yep. But it would only be rag/dipper fans that could be that deluded. I can't think of any other set of supporters who would come up with such puerile idiocy - and believe in it.

These might be real people coming up with this stuff, but the world they live in is so far removed from reality we should be pitying them for being the social outcasts that they so patently are.

The ones I find most repulsive are some of their African, Indian and South East Asian fans who really believe that sickening accusations against Greenwood and Giggs are trifling and nothing to get worked up about and both should be welcomed back with open arms. Many claimed that they were simply domestic disputes and thus no one else's business.

Some comments of CAF were so bad that other Utd contributors were embarrassed and called them out.

 

[A590 blues]

Bloody hell! A deviant on the take! You should join the Tories ;-)

From RedCafe....

"A friend in Manchester tells me that the deviant who runs that site is on the Abu Dhabi Do (and Don’t) payroll, to censor any conflicting opinion. The chairman apparently has an account, and even Pep goes on it for his populist content for press conferences. The insecurity throughout that organisation is alarming."

A friend in Manchester.......oh the irony

 

[JASR]

The ones I find most repulsive are some of their African, Indian and South East Asian fans who really believe that sickening accusations against Greenwood and Giggs are trifling and nothing to get worked up about and both should be welcomed back with open arms. Many claimed that they were simply domestic disputes and thus no one else's business.

Some comments of CAF were so bad that other Utd contributors were embarrassed and called them out.

Can’t say I saw on here, nor heard it mentioned, but presumably we had some bellends (near or far flung) defending our own (contract expired) currently ongoing equivalent, at the time?

 

[KS55]

Oh we are like a tattoo on these rag Mardarse cunts, we have absolutely ruined them.

They get up, that little voice in their heads tells them we've won the treble. They go to work, we've won the treble. They're sat on their lunch break, that little voice is talking to them again. They go home, it's another treble in the earhole. They get in bed, CITY HAVE WON THE TREBLE..

They can't escape it. They are fuckin ruined. They did fuck all to ruin us, a few defeats here and there, we live in their heads all day, every day.

The Sick Swan was the catalyst. From that day on they have been living in fear. And now the nightmare has come true. A title snatched from their hands, two trebles, three in a row, a cup final to top it all off. Wonderful karma.

 

[BrianW]

We should confess that we're all on the Abu Dhabi payroll, and that's why we're here.

That £500 in a brown envelope that the Sheikh puts through my door every Tuesday comes in right handy. It's always nice to see him stop outside in his Rolls with his entourage - the neighbours are very impressed as they think he's a mate of mine.

 

[TonyM]

We should confess that we're all on the Abu Dhabi payroll, and that's why we're here.

That £500 in a brown envelope that the Sheikh puts through my door every Tuesday comes in right handy. It's always nice to see him stop outside in his Rolls with his entourage - the neighbours are very impressed as they think he's a mate of mine.

You're welcome.

 

[dadnlad]

I'm so glad I was lucky to live and breathe the game in the era I did before it became a big fucking pantomime. More importantly I'm so glad I was brought up in Manchester when those cunts ruled the roost and gave it us in spades never ever expecting the karma that was about to hit them.
Fuck them all. Knowing we've broken them from top to bottom was worth the 30 odd years of shit. We may fade away eventually but to be alive and witness their downfall has been wonderful.

Cunts.

im just gutted the down side of old age finished work so cant see their smug faces anymore

 

[domalino]

"A friend in Manchester ....."

Maybe Tariq has had to move back now the NYT has shuttered it's UK sports desk.

 

[waspish]

The ones I find most repulsive are some of their African, Indian and South East Asian fans who really believe that sickening accusations against Greenwood and Giggs are trifling and nothing to get worked up about and both should be welcomed back with open arms. Many claimed that they were simply domestic disputes and thus no one else's business.

Some comments of CAF were so bad that other Utd contributors were embarrassed and called them out.

Talksport was talking about that Greenwood again this morning it’s like tlaksport been told to keep pushing that he has found not guilty sorry they should not even bring it up for discussion!

 

[KS55]

We should confess that we're all on the Abu Dhabi payroll, and that's why we're here.

That £500 in a brown envelope that the Sheikh puts through my door every Tuesday comes in right handy. It's always nice to see him stop outside in his Rolls with his entourage - the neighbours are very impressed as they think he's a mate of mine.

No wonder @Ric is so rich.