United Thread - 2023/24

[KentBlue]

As it stands, as of July 1st, the Scum will not have any players who have won the premier league !

Presume this would be a first ?

Didn't know this. Excellent stuff.

 

[Cellarite]

Rags are unbearable fans aren’t they?

In our group chat our rag mate didn’t mention the treble once. We even posted a pic of ourselves at the CL final thinking he’d post something like ‘have fun lads but not too much fun!’ but he even blanked that from his two closest mates.

Last night after weeks of silence, he posts that article about the FFP case. Had to stop myself going off on one to be honest.

A strange breed. To be fair two my two raggy mates who I grew up with, they've always been decent but one did the same as your mate after the Champions League final - banging on about 115 charges. I replied saying that they were lucky that the 99 questions never had to be answered.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

In all fairness it would appear the rags are finally getting their act together

But.....

It's like his spelling, shite.

 

[bluevillain]

All of a sudden, Mason Mount is now the second coming.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

£60m spent by the rags on the invisible man to upgrade on a squad player that was clinically dead.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

I know this goes against any Blues thinking or beliefs but I do feel we should help the rags out. For that reason I am making an urgent appeal.

Do any of you play in goal ?

Quote from the BBC - If De Gea decides to leave, he will have been the last player at The Rags to have a PL winners medal. Just beautiful.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

£60m spent by the rags on the invisible man to upgrade on a squad player that was clinically dead.

Waiting for Sly Sports to say they have got a £100m player for £60m

 

[LGWIO]

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...

And theres me thinking you saved your best work for the Liverpool thread.

 

[City Mike 1969]

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...

Missed that... what did the fat **** say?

 

[Salford in the City]

Missed that... what did the fat **** say?

Something along the lines of it was painful to watch our success this season, it really hurt.

He then went on to say 'we can't let that happen again'!!