United Thread - 2023/24

[Roachy]

Easy, just delete him from the group

Better still, just don't be his mate.

 

[solley attwell]

A bloke I work with sneered when we bought Kovacic from Chelsea saying basically Chelsea didn't pull up any trees last season.
Looking forward to seeing him today

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Please can somebody post the video of the lad singing the United song on the Munich memorial. ETH and Maguire in the background. Thanks.

 

[give it to gordon]

Are you on a train passing through Chernobyl?

Abit unfair on Chernobyl

 

[RodneyRodney]

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...

Without bothering to look at the top of this post, I just KNEW this was you, KB. Nice one again , keep shaking that spear . . .

 

[havefaith]

In all fairness it would appear the rags are finally getting their act together

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...

But.....

 

[give it to gordon]

Mount muat be worth 60 million as he keeps phil out of the England team

 

[Impeccable One]

As it stands, as of July 1st, the Scum will not have any players who have won the premier league !

Presume this would be a first ?

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

As it stands, as of July 1st, the Scum will not have any players who have won the premier league !

Presume this would be a first ?

Is dodgy Dave leaving?

 

[Impeccable One]

Is dodgy Dave leaving?

His contract ends today