United Thread - 2023/24

[dadnlad]

Followed Matt Wallace around at West Lancs in the Open qualifying. Great golfer, unfortunately he's a cockney rag, spotted 2 rag headcovers in his bag. What's up with Chelsea, Spurs, Watford etc.

come on his great great grandad stopped off for a piss once in trafford

 

[Norbert D]

I dont know the comparison between the amount of penalties they have had v us and the amount we have had v them but I’m sure the figures are startling. The Keith Curle pen for example is probably the last pen we were given at old trafford, 31 years ago. Incredible statistic, given they seem to be given one on every visit to the Etihad.

City have never had a Premier League penalty at Owe Trafford and only one at home which was missed by Vassell a mere sixteen years ago. I think i looked this up before and found the last City player to score a penalty at home against them in the league was Franny Lee about fifty years ago. Tevez scored a league cup pen but that mistake hasn’t been repeated. Of course it’s just luck of the draw, some you get some you don’t etc

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

I dont know the comparison between the amount of penalties they have had v us and the amount we have had v them but I’m sure the figures are startling. The Keith Curle pen for example is probably the last pen we were given at old trafford, 31 years ago. Incredible statistic, given they seem to be given one on every visit to the Etihad.

I’m sure the figures tell their own story but none of the muppets who write or comment about football dare to go down that road.I believe that the missed pen by Vassell was the last one awarded in the league,and that was 2008.Incredible stat really!That’s 30 games of football,without a single foul on any of our players in their box,and not once did it touch any hand of theirs either!Bent as fuck but City are cheats!..Truly scandalous state of affairs.

 

[deano ou812]

I dont know the comparison between the amount of penalties they have had v us and the amount we have had v them but I’m sure the figures are startling. The Keith Curle pen for example is probably the last pen we were given at old trafford, 31 years ago. Incredible statistic, given they seem to be given one on every visit to the Etihad.

City have never had a Premier League penalty at Owe Trafford and only one at home which was missed by Vassell a mere sixteen years ago. I think i looked this up before and found the last City player to score a penalty at home against them in the league was Franny Lee about fifty years ago. Tevez scored a league cup pen but that mistake hasn’t been repeated. Of course it’s just luck of the draw, some you get some you don’t etc

And yet we are told there is no favouritism towards certain teams,that is staggering and needs to be pushed on social media more,be interesting to see over say a 10-15 year period what percentage of pens were given at old trafford to all opposition teams,then what number given against say City,arsenal,Chelsea,liverpool,spurs at home ..

 

[Maly]

And yet we are told there is no favouritism towards certain teams,that is staggering and needs to be pushed on social media more,be interesting to see over say a 10-15 year period what percentage of pens were given at old trafford to all opposition teams,then what number given against say City,arsenal,Chelsea,liverpool,spurs at home ..

Clear free kick for United. As if that’s ever a penalty

There’s a good few more, but this one proper sticks in my mind as it was a nailed on red too

 

[deano ou812]

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Clear free kick for United. As if that’s ever a penalty

There’s a good few more, but this one proper sticks in my mind as it was a nailed on red too

Remember that wasn’t it that wee bottler Oliver as ref that day ..

 

[Maly]

Remember that wasn’t it that wee bottler Oliver as ref that day ..

No idea bud, but it wouldn’t surprise me

 

[LongsightM13]

Remember that wasn’t it that wee bottler Oliver as ref that day ..

Oliver was a different game I think, when we should’ve had three or four penalties in that game alone and Fellaini blatantly elbowed Zaba in the face without sanction

 

[xMatMcC]

Apparently has disciplinary issues
Turning up late for training and ruffled a few feathers in the dressing room.
The old Billy big bollocks routine and according to a few rag mates is the reason he doesn’t get to start some games.

Yeah and his face gives me no reason not to take this as a complete fact.

 

[Maly]

Rashford set the world alight when he burst through and is a very decent player, although not top class. Hes nothing like Martial in anyway. Martial has plently of ability, but injury prone and has attitude problems. Dan James is a speedboat without a driver. You only have to see both play for 10 minutes, to see Garnacho is far superior, technically. Macheda was an oaf of a centre forward with absolutely no pace, hes nothong like Garnacho. Neither is Januzi, who has more in common with Sancho tham with Garnacho.

Gotto agree. Garnacho looks like the first decent player they’ve signed for their youth team since the signed the Crass of 92 from all the other Greater Manchester teams

Such a shame

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Remember that wasn’t it that wee bottler Oliver as ref that day ..

Pretty sure it was Atkinson, who did his usual big sweeping of his arms to indicate no foul. Twat!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

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Clear free kick for United. As if that’s ever a penalty

There’s a good few more, but this one proper sticks in my mind as it was a nailed on red too

My all time fave was vk getting sent off minutes into a derby for the dangerous tackle, or rather a tackle that might have been dangerous if it made any contact - straight red for fuck all.

 

[gazinho]

My all time fave was vk getting sent off minutes into a derby for the dangerous tackle, or rather a tackle that might have been dangerous if it made any contact - straight red for fuck all.

Being fair with the granny shagger reffing the game from his position just behind the united number 9 it was always going to be a red card

 

[horlock_was_super]

According to the United fans I know Garnacho is a Muppet. Plenty of talent but a bad attitude. One guy in particular has been talking him up fro a couple of years before he even hit the first team but according to him all their youth team are better than City's and half of them are the best player he's ever seen and should be starting for United. He also thinks Foden is rubbish so I'm beginning to doubt his judgement

Is he the sort who shares his medication?

 

[TFC]

According to the United fans I know Garnacho is a Muppet. Plenty of talent but a bad attitude. One guy in particular has been talking him up fro a couple of years before he even hit the first team but according to him all their youth team are better than City's and half of them are the best player he's ever seen and should be starting for United. He also thinks Foden is rubbish so I'm beginning to doubt his judgement

Beginning?

 

[Maly]

My all time fave was vk getting sent off minutes into a derby for the dangerous tackle, or rather a tackle that might have been dangerous if it made any contact - straight red for fuck all.

Not United getting a penalty for fuck all in 96? The one where Keane is going sick at the ref until he realised they’ve been awarded a pen?


Or not the Rashford offside?






Wonder how man favourably decisions they get vs us & how many shit ones we get vs them

We definitely don’t get reffed the same

 

[TinFoilHat]

Not United getting a penalty for fuck all in 96? The one where Keane is going sick at the ref until he realised they’ve been awarded a pen?


Or not the Rashford offside?


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Wonder how man favourably decisions they get vs us & how many shit ones we get vs them

We definitely don’t get reffed the same

Bird Shit Mouth two footer on Sergio in the box another one we weren't given.

 

[jrb]

Not United getting a penalty for fuck all in 96? The one where Keane is going sick at the ref until he realised they’ve been awarded a pen?


Or not the Rashford offside?


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Wonder how man favourably decisions they get vs us & how many shit ones we get vs them

We definitely don’t get reffed the same

It all worked out in the end. :-)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Just watched all that. Nice watch but is it supposed to be all City goals against de Gea? And no penalties? Not a single one? That can't be right, can it? Or did they just not show them?

When I was watching that I was thinking about the lack of scrappy or dodgy goals. I'd love to see the alternative video and see the sheer volume of utter bullshit given for them against us. Does anyone know how many penalties they've scored against us in that same period?