United Thread - 2023/24

[The Salford lad.]

But but but United are really bad BECAUSE the grounds in a state,, this is the latest pile of white they are spouting , what difference does it matter what kind of stadium they play in …

 

[crazyg]

Add Tommy Doc to the list,wasnt he at it with the club Doctor Mary Brown while his Mrs was sat at home,we could build a team with them all with reserves to

AS the old song went...
"He's up Mother Brown
He's up Mother Brown
Tommy, Tommy Docherty...."

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Some of Maguire's finest moments for the rags.

He even celebrates on that first one!

 

[Protein Junkie]

All they need to complete a legendarily bad week off and on the pitch is to announce that Old Trafford is made mostly of RAAC and may collapse at any pioin.

Can always use Maguire as an acrow prop

 

[dadnlad]

I think she lives in Derbyshire. She travels on my Matlock trains quiet frequently.

think id better start stalking matlock trains

 

[The Salford lad.]

With the amount of wronguns associated with that club , they could just move stadium and build a new one in the grounds of HMP Wakefield .. aka Monster mansion

 

[Viking blue]

Manure. Ordure.
That is what propelled them to the lofty heights, the expectation and entitlement of their fans and over 95% of the media blowing a smokescreen over the reality of what they were.
Well, finally, they are sinking back into the stinking, shark infested morass, from which they emerged.
A recent pivotal moment for me is the rags defeat against spuds, a team that usually rolled over for them actually beating them! Even spuds manager was embarassed for the c*nts.
As Status Quo once sang "Down, down, deeper and down"......
Hahahahaha

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[journolud]

Have we started doing the Rags PR?

 

[horlock_was_super]

All they need to complete a legendarily bad week off and on the pitch is to announce that Old Trafford is made mostly of RAAC and may collapse at any pioin.

Fuck right off with that one!
Knowing them bunch of shits they'd get the government to replace it for them at the taxpayers expense - again!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fuck right off with that one!
Knowing them bunch of shits they'd get the government to replace it for them at the taxpayers expense - again!

Or wait for it to happen and exploit the tragedy.

 

[chedinho]

Being reported by The Mail now.

That doesn’t look good on the club.
They should have asked the women’s team for advice.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Have to say how nice it is to see them struggling in all areas on and off the pitch. Sadly they seem to have too many plastic fans too really fall far. A season or two at the bottom half of the table, a relegation battle and please god relegation would really be fantastic. They would then know what's its really like to be in the crap.

 

[Protein Junkie]

United Crisis latest
Neville Brothers in talks to buy Michael Fox’s Delorean

 

[blue cigar]

Avram and Joel don't give a fuck do they, business genius level operators making a fortune without risk, they have done more for English football than they can ever imagine

 

[Bluesince1979]

Peeping Tom…

Peeping Tom shame of Reds chairman

MANCHESTER United chairman Martin Edwards has been cautioned by police over an alleged "peeping Tom" incident in the ladies' toilets of a luxury hotel.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

I did think of the bog door peeper but really that was out of GPCs control.
He couldnt help having a massive pervert as a chairman

 

[Bluesince1979]

Christ, I missed some biggies there. I like your 4th point. Kudos....

I put neville in because u kept mentioning him. ;)

Anything in particular ? Or just … neville

 

[Bald fraud]

with all this controversy at the scum,
i can only imagine the size of the teams at the BBC and Daily Mail etc
trying to dig something up at City

They’ve already done it. Pep to England

 

[Bluesince1979]

Christ, I missed some biggies there. I like your 4th point. Kudos....

I also believe allegedly … that Clayton Blackmore is a rapist. Or so i sang with 12,000 other blues at mike duxberrys testimonial

 

[malg]

"Konopka had acknowledged that he served prison time for the offences, which he claimed were 'historical' and occurred about 30 years before he was sentenced. This would mean the crimes took place before he was associated with the club."

Oh, so that makes it alright then?!!

Honestly, how the fuck did their PR lot miss this? Wtf is going on over there.

 

[Zubrman]

Georgie Best, although a superstar, walked like a woman and he wore a bra, allegedly.