United Thread - 2023/24

[Eccles Blue]

Ah well.

Shame really. Mmm

 

[Sporting1906]

Portuguese fan backing Portuguese player shocker.

He is a horrible whiny **** and I'm glad we never got him.

Next.

There is a lot of Portuguese players that I don’t like. My metric for rating players has nothing to do with where they are from.

 

[Sporting1906]

He never stops???.
What about in games when they're getting battered he completely gives up and starts crying and waving his arms around.
He's a average player who does fuck all against top teams.
He's also the biggest cheating **** I've ever seen on a football pitch.
Hate this diving bastard even more than Rooney and that takes some doing

Go watch Taremi, he’s the most despicable player I have seen.

His nickname in Portugal is pools.

 

[GornikDaze]

Fernandes is fucking shit, wouldn’t have him near the stadium let alone playing for us.

Not so hasty… if the bogs were blocked he’d make a great plunger!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

He never stops???.
What about in games when they're getting battered he completely gives up and starts crying and waving his arms around.
He's a average player who does fuck all against top teams.
He's also the biggest cheating **** I've ever seen on a football pitch.
Hate this diving bastard even more than Rooney and that takes some doing

Didn't he beg to be subbed during the Dippers drubbing??

 

[The perfect fumble]

Didn't he beg to be subbed during the Dippers drubbing??

And the 6-3 at our place.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He never stops???.
What about in games when they're getting battered he completely gives up and starts crying and waving his arms around.
He's a average player who does fuck all against top teams.

He does loads against the top teams. He always scores the dodgy penalty that the rags inevitably get.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Not so hasty… if the bogs were blocked he’d make a great plunger!

Not worthy of the job, spend the entire time crying at the boss that since it’s a log it’s not his responsibility then call in sick with a Headache.

What a twat!

 

[bluealf]

There is a lot of Portuguese players that I don’t like. My metric for rating players has nothing to do with where they are from.

Of course!

 

[pride in battle]

It was.
From my seat in The Kippax you could see it was going in the second it left his boot.
One of those goals you never forget if you're lucky enough to witness it.

It was shown on the tvs yesterday at the ground, top city goals

 

[Blueboy73]

It was shown on the tvs yesterday at the ground, top city goals

Yeah, saw it.
Had a good laugh at Neville's ugly mug too after he fed the goat.
I remember the smug bastard mouthing off all week that he had never lost to City and couldn't think of anything more embarrassing and his fake hardman impression in the tunnel before the teams came out.

 

[havefaith]

I feel like football was the real loser here :-)

 

[Asa's left peg]

Texted my Rag nephew yesterday to explain what a bad influence the pisscan must have on Ten Haag.
I said to him imagine trying to get it on with a divorcee who insists on keeping her ex husbands picture above the bed. .

I'm sorry you had to go through this.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Was Rashford in a car crash after the game? Just seen a video someone filmed of a relatively minor bang of a Bentley that’d hit a lamp post and the guy saying it was Rashford’s car

Nothing on the news though.

So he’s hit the post. Closest he’s come to scoring for ages!

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I feel like football was the real loser here :-)

So Ten Hag can't even play his 'preferred style' and dominate possession while playing out from the back against a newly promoted team? Nope, he reverted to hoof ball after about 3 games last season and hasn't had the balls to try and turn them into a proper footballing side since then. Long may it continue, because while they're playing their special brand of hoofball, the best they can hope for is top four with a lot of assistance from the refs, and the occasional result against a decent team.

 

[freshie]

Says a lot about the PE teacher as well

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Says a lot about the PE teacher as well

They tried to make POGBA captain, of all people?!

Who’s next in line, Greenwood? Sancho?

 

[doobyedoobye]

To be fair Pep did try and sign Pogba apparently...

 

[waspish]

I feel like football was the real loser here :-)

You look at that and it was a smash and grab from a piss poor team..

 

[freshie]

Was Rashford in a car crash after the game? Just seen a video someone filmed of a relatively minor bang of a Bentley that’d hit a lamp post and the guy saying it was Rashford’s car.

Nothing on the news though.

Marcus Crashford