United Thread - 2023/24

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He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.

He stops when he’s had enough when his team is getting a hiding.

The worst thing about him is that all he does all the time is moans at his teammates.

Jude Belligham does it a lot as well.

Foden did it against West Ham and Red Star and I didn’t like seeing it. Thankfully he didn’t do it yesterday and I hope it was just a bad week for Foden last week.
 
You can’t define any goal as “world class”, some go in others don’t but they’re described as “worldlies” We had a player called Nicholas Jenson who once scored a goal that made Rat Biys goal look like a tap in, he certainly wasn’t world class.
That was some strike.

And I was right behind it, as it flew into the net; I had the perfect view of it.
 
That was some strike.

And I was right behind it, as it flew into the net; I had the perfect view of it.

He was a good player was Jensen, remember him Berkovic and Foe passing a very decent rag team to death at Old Trafford. Should have won that game as well, shame we replaced him with Tarnat that summer.
 
Their back up left back, who came in to cover the 2 other injured left backs, is injured.

Ha ha ha

Someone has been walking under ladders, smashing mirrors.. some proper voodoo shit.
The hand of fate has taken a look at all the "lucky" help they get from the officials and the footballing administrative bodies and thought "fucking hell, I'll have to level that out a bit".
 
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