United Thread - 2023/24

[The Salford lad.]

Just thinking about the managers they hired since baconface.

They hired Moyes, presumably on the grounds that he was Scottish, like baconface. That didn't work.
They then decided it wasn't being Scottish that was the key, but being a serial winner. So they hired Mourinho then van Gaal. That didn't work.
They then decided they needed someone with the 'united DNA' so they hired Solskjaer. That didn't work.

Having decided that hiring someone with similar qualities to baconface probably wasn't a great strategy, they looked around and decided that Klopp had done a great job in turning Liverpool's fortunes around so they hired Rangnick, the man who invented the 'gegenpressing' style that Klopp aodopted. That didn't work.

Finally, they decided that the only solution was to hire someone like Pep, so they hired Ten Bob, who not only worked under Pep but was also bald. That doesn't seem to be working so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

Solskjaer was awarded the worst ever Cardiff manager award …

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Neil Ashton trying to weaponise the club selling ticket in the home end to Galatasary fans. Blaming "outside ticket agencies" despite some rags complaining it's the club selling their seats.

Suppose it depends on what criteria you need to buy a ticket if you have a match day membership? There will be a lot of British based Galatasaray fans who can skirt round that with a U.K. address. When they have a bad run of results United supporters mard it up and don’t go, I remember a derby day a couple of years back they expected to get twated and picked some tickets in the home end by season ticket holders not wanting to go .

 

[Bluesince1979]

The clubs rotten.

Ive argued all the time with rags that they cant keep blaming the glaziers , theyve spent a billion pounds on players, acted on every whim of every manager. Given the fans what they thought they wanted manager wise , how can u blame them?

Well ive now actually changed my tune . It is the glazers. The poison is well n truly set in now and without a total change, from top to bottom, maybe even a new stadium, before the club can grow again

Same as everton, same as us under wiggy, once the rot has taken hold there is no way back.

And the fan base also has to accept that they are merely a big club amongst other big clubs now. They probably wont dominate again now for many many years.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That must be London.
Sherlock Holmes pub in the background

Elementary error....

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Global warming will be the next on the list of why OT is falling down and letting in water ?? I feel a song coming on

ALL that I knew was the whole in their roof was letting in water, LETTING IN WATER

There's a hole in old Toilet old Toilet old toilet
There's a hole in old toilet dear Glarezs a hole.

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[mexico1970]

Suppose it depends on what criteria you need to buy a ticket if you have a match day membership? There will be a lot of British based Galatasaray fans who can skirt round that with a U.K. address. When they have a bad run of results United supporters mard it up and don’t go, I remember a derby day a couple of years back they expected to get twated and picked some tickets in the home end by season ticket holders not wanting to go .

There also might be a lot of people from Turkey who go to watch the rags but swap the colour of their shirt for a match such as this.

 

[Mike N]

I love the fact there’s another new nobody in the team for every game. It’s impossible to watch them these days without needing Google. What a farce.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Rags know this is just confirmation of who and where they are. Mediocrity, with former glory being clung onto because of their name.

A very poorly ran club. Incompetent from the top. Their stadium is stuck back in the era of those past glories, but to the eye, all these years later, it absolutely resembles their current state.

Their fans know it all, too.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rags know this is just confirmation of who and where they are. Mediocrity, with former glory being clung onto because of their name.

A very poorly ran club. Incompetent from the top. Their stadium is stuck back in the era of those past glories, but to the eye, all these years later, it absolutely resembles their current state.

Their fans know it all, too.

Long may it continue!