United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm With Stupid]

Remember that PL league game they won convincingly this season?


No, me neither.

Their goal difference is -3. That's actually 2 worse than Brentford even after today.

 

[heatonblue]

Anyone else not really arsed they won?

I am

 

[Blue and still suffering]

The problem is that too many teams think they can turn up at the Swamp and win. You can't take anything for granted!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They didn't do that did they??

It was on par with that time Liverpool scraped a last minute equaliser at home to (soon to be relegated) West Brom amd Klopp ran in front of the Kop doing that fist pump thing he does

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I am

Me too. Just irritated though really. The turd that won't flush.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

They've done us a favour without knowing it, and probably if you asked they'd deny it, but they've sent Brentford fans home feeling much the same way we went home when Brentford last called at The Etihad. So suck it up, you Bees!

 

[Gazza]

A guy's dog gets run over by a bin wagon, there's blood and guts everywhere, but a small bottle falls from the bin wagon at his feet. He opens the bottle and a genie says " I can grant you one wish, what will it be master?"
"I'd like you to fix my dog", says the man
The genie replies " I'm not sure master, there's bits of dog all over the place, look there on the lamp-post, there on the road and there in the grid".
"Ok" said the man, "Make man united into a Premier League force"
"Let's have another look at that dog" said the genie

boom boom tush.

 

[1961_vintage]

If it gives a grieving old fella a bit of comfort in his hour of need, then where's the harm.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It wasn't you it was me, I turned it on and literally 3 seconds later the twat scored the winner.

It always happens to me but even by my usual standards that was just ridiculous.

I promise I won't tune into anymore of their games from now on unless they're at least 3-0 down with 30 seconds remaining.

Same for me with the radio. Ahh well, another night of self-flagellation it is then…

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Same for me with the radio. Ahh well, another night of self-flagellation it is then…

I’ve always wanted to manage a night of self-fellation…

 

[deegee33]

I for one think they may just have turned a corner...

So YOU'RE the one !

 

[jimharri]

I guess they'll be busy tomorrow, planning the victory parade for the inevitable quadruple they're bound to win now.

 

[ancoats]

Quality teams stand out from the rest and they look like they can beat everybody home or away, They have a system and can spray the ball around the field or have players that can take the ball into midfield and can pass or just keep the ball for fun.

Then you have UNITED a hot potato team that boots the shit out of the ball upfield in the hope it falls to one of their players, You have to be daft if you think over a 38-game season with the teams we have in the premier league you will end up in the top 4,

This is why the match Officials play a major part in the league with United, They help them get enough points to keep them in places they don't deserve on merit.

 

[East Level 2]

I'm pissed off with it as confidence is an important factor. Even the rags won't screw up v Blades and I don't think Copenhagen are that good.
I'd just like to see them lose five or six on the trot.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I’ve always wanted to manage a night of self-fellation…

Had a few dreams about it…they were mint to be honest…

 

[mancityscot]

Anyone that thinks this is win is a turning point is off their heads. They are utter rotten

 

[deano ou812]

Unfortunately the win has come at the wrong time international break after Sundays games,and they’d have been giddy as fuck looking and wanting the next game wouldn’t be surprised they fluff their lines the game after international break and it’s back to square one for the rags again..

 

[citizen_maine]

Unfortunately the win has come at the wrong time international break after Sundays games,and they’d have been giddy as fuck looking and wanting the next game wouldn’t be surprised they fluff their lines the game after international break and it’s back to square one for the rags again..

and that's unfortunate because?

 

[deano ou812]

and that's unfortunate because?

good point,the horrible jammy entitled scummy rag cnuts,they’ll be giddy as fuck but hopefully the international break kills any momentum that could have given them the chancers ..How’s that..

 

[deano ou812]

Anyone that thinks this is win is a turning point is off their heads. They are utter rotten

It’s amazing though at times they get results when totally undeserved or stumbling through them,only way they finish top 5 is with assistance from refs and VAR ..