United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

You're just too good to be true
Are you sure you're not blues?

You've bought shite to the swamp.
Told a Sheik to fuck off.
You're too good to be true.
Are you sure you're not blues?

Der Der Der Der Der Der Der Der De Der Der Der....


We love you Glazers!
And you're quite alright
We love you Glazers
You've made United shite.
We love you Glazers
Trust us blues when we say....

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Fucking hell, UEFA have fined Galatasaray, not the rags, for away fans getting into the home end at Old Trafford the other day.

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Whatever you think about Bobby Charlton personally, he is without question one of the best English players of all time and it's sad to hear of his passing, RIP

 

[dennishasdoneit]

And when the midwife is trying to throttle you....

 

[1961_vintage]

Whatever you think about Bobby Charlton personally, he is without question one of the best English players of all time and it's sad to hear of his passing, RIP

Needs its own thread.

 

[chris85mcfc]

How likely is that starting 11 likely to be the team we face next week?

How they've spent all that money and yet field a team in that state is beyond me.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’m a bit confused, which team are playing in red stripes and which team are playing in dark green stripes. Can anybody help

 

[mancboy]

I’m a bit confused, which team are playing in red stripes and which team are playing in dark green stripes. Can anybody help

the ones that are shite are in red stripes, the ones that are really shite are in dark green

 

[r.soleofsalford]

the ones that are shite are in red stripes, the ones that are really shite are in dark green

Yes but who’s from Manchester

8-)

 

[mancboy]

Yes but who from Manchester

8-)

neither of em obviously

 

[r.soleofsalford]

neither of em obviously

I’ll set them up you knock them down.

 

[mancboy]

I’ll set them up you knock them down.

im not alvarez ill take an open goal lol

 

[TrentGrisham]

I can't believe we're only 1.74 to beat them next week. They're fucking atrocious. I know form can go out the window in derbys but I struggle to see how they'll deal with us over 90 minutes.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I can't believe we're only 1.74 to beat them next week. They're fucking atrocious. I know form can go out the window in derbys but I struggle to see how they'll deal with us over 90 minutes.

Easy with the ref on their side.

 

[TrentGrisham]

Easy with the ref on their side.

IIRC we had similar odds against them last year away from home and we saw how that played out with one of the most scandalous offside goals in PL history given to them.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Play Maguire next week..go on, I double dare you!!

 

[Bodicoteblue]

I can't believe we're only 1.74 to beat them next week. They're fucking atrocious. I know form can go out the window in derbys but I struggle to see how they'll deal with us over 90 minutes.

I can't believe we're only 1.74 to beat them next week. They're fucking atrocious. I know form can go out the window in derbys but I struggle to see how they'll deal with us over 90 minutes.

Pgmol and var - their star players.

 

[jacko74]

Oh well, yet another game where they've played no better at all than the opposition but scraped a narrow, stuffy win.
Absolute fuckers.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

They are turgid this season. We really need to beat them next week.

 

[deegee33]

So who will be the whistling wanker next week?
A) Oliver
B) Taylor
C) Atwell
D) none of the above

My money is on Taylor.