United Thread - 2023/24

[El Gringo]

Not arsed about being on or off the line, it was a stupid penalty and a retake would have been harsh.

However, how the fuck can the **** do that to the Penalty Spot, right in plain site.

Fucking ridiculous and the Ref should have sent him off!

**** would have done less damage with a spade

 

[Fat Larrys Band]

I am sorry but it's plain sight.

Apologies once again

 

[city2]

Turned that corner again I see.

 

[borassic]

I do think this occasion gets the better of us at times. And Pep especially, they are a fuckin pub team! Let’s do them good and proper

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I think its about time we turned them over there though isn't it?

No messing about, straight for the throat from kick off, and don't stop until the stadium empties.

Just don't stop.

 

[dickie davies]

Celebrating beating the mighty Copenhagen, as though they had just beaten Madrid in a SF. Love it, the shit small time cunts. They should be embarrassed by that performance and pretty much every other performance this season.

At HT last night, my daughters rag supporting partner messaged me and said, "you will surpass Liverpool 's seven at the weekend "

 

[Mayor West]

Ten Hag calling beating FC Copenhagen at home an 'incredible night'. How the mighty have fallen

 

[jacko74]

I had a strong feeling even before this season got underway that this was going to prove to be a very, very frustrating season in terms of these twats scraping narrow, undeserved wins with their opposition looking the better side... and unfortunately it's proving to be the case.

Yes they've had some losses which they entirely deserved but they've not had a single win that they fully deserved and looked the better side.

 

[jacko74]

If you gather up all the rag match reports there would be a common theme the majority of teams outplay them create gilt edged chances and fail to take them,throw in the obligatory post or crossbar being hit as well.Then basically out of knowhere they score and either get a very lucky win or draw..It never changes I expect similar on Sunday with added assistance of the ref and VAR ..

It's so infuriating and it's been this way for decades.

Even under the Pisscan they would scrape lots of narrow, undeserved wins with the opposition looking the better side, very rarely did they actually dominate teams and fully control games.

 

[jonah62]

Wouldn’t book hotels in London just yet based on that performance

A lot of cunts that support them, don’t have to book London hotels

 

[Bluemoonadam]

I had a strong feeling even before this season got underway that this was going to prove to be a very, very frustrating season in terms of these twats scraping narrow, undeserved wins with their opposition looking the better side... and unfortunately it's proving to be the case.

Yes they've had some losses which they entirely deserved but they've not had a single win that they fully deserved and looked the better side.

If these lower teams finished there chances against them it wouldn't be the case.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

At HT last night, my daughters rag supporting partner messaged me and said, "you will surpass Liverpool 's seven at the weekend "

We don't seem to be firing on all cylinders yet , if anything they are playing us at the perfect time to scrape a result from us.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Why did Harry McGuire make the insignia of dog poo with his hands after he scored??


He has a lot of built up things, like from Soccer AM or something.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They are utter dog turd relying on players they wanted rid of in Maguire and Mcwhatshisname to get them out of the shit. They haven’t played well in a single match this season and seem to be winning by getting lucky breaks in game. City can’t let this happen again on Sunday, no sideways for the sake of it passing we need to go for the throat and give them a good hiding in front of the watching world. Ten Hag is very fortunate at the moment that all the focus is on the passing of Bobby Charlton and not how abysmal his team is.

 

[JASR]

Apart from beating a 3rd string Palace side in the LC, united this season have either lost matches or scraped wins by a single goal.
From reading match reports and following live text feeds, they shouldn’t have had hardly any of those scrappy wins either.
At some point their dubious luck needs to fall off a cliff, and hopefully it will be Sunday.

 

[cheekybids]

They are utter dog turd relying on players they wanted rid of in Maguire and Mcwhatshisname to get them out of the shit. They haven’t played well in a single match this season and seem to be winning by getting lucky breaks in game. City can’t let this happen again on Sunday, no sideways for the sake of it passing we need to go for the throat and give them a good hiding in front of the watching world. Ten Hag is very fortunate at the moment that all the focus is on the passing of Bobby Charlton and not how abysmal his team is.

It’s actually proving what a disaster Ten Hag & his signings are. They’d have been better off with Ole at the wheel.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It’s actually proving what a disaster Ten Hag & his signings are. They’d have been better off with Ole at the wheel.

Pep cannot let this shower of shite drag us down to their level on Sunday. They did this to us last January with their kick and rush tactics and ref willing to forget the rules of football to help them win. Our last few away performances have been nowhere near the standards expected baring Leipzig away, we can’t afford another indifferent game where nothing is created.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Why do the media and neutrals love them so much and want them to win?!.

They're a bunch of odious little arsewipes and criminals getting off court cases due to lack of evidence or mistrials.

 

[chaddblue]

Think they’ll still crash out

I would bet my house on them losing in Turkey, wouldn’t be surprised to see them drop points in Copenhagen, and Munich coming to the shit hole and outclassing them is a given

 

[SWPISHOME]

Absolutely no excuses on Sunday, Put these twats to the sword and wipe the floor with them. They are bobbins.