United Thread - 2023/24

[sir baconface]

That is truly embarrassing defensive positioning by Maguire for the 2nd.
Not only is he almost in the keepers way he has his back turned,and is no where near the most lethal striker on the planet.
Wow.

And a shoehorn for the next England match..

Think you mean shoo-in.

No, no. A shoehorn is a rigid piece of organic material that has a very limited number of uses. I think that’s exactly what he meant.

 

[jrb]

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

 

[mexico1970]

Some excerpts from the redcafe swamp thing :)

It is quite obvious now that the Manager is clueless and out of his depth in the Premier League.

I almost switched the TV off because of the carnage

Was expecting a loss but was hoping for a scrappy game, not this shit

How the feck has it got to the point where I just don't care???

I hate this team. Absolute shit.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

Yes. I’m assuming the back pages have it covered today, I mean it’s far worse than some kids singing stupid songs isn’t it.

 

[BigJoe#1]

This, red card all day long

Agreed, but ain't we glad he didn't get one?

I for one am...... it means he'll be back again next week....... hahahahahaha

 

[give it to gordon]

Serious question here; is "The World's Greatest Club"™ REALLY that far advanced from where they were under "The Chosen One", when they aspired to be like us? That's 10 years ago.

Even when utd were good they were miles behind RM and Barcelona

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

He did.

If you watch when they cut to Erling celebrating you see it. Funnily enough absolute silence from Sky on it

 

[jollylescott]

I know the swamp dwellers have had many detestable players over the years, but surely Antony must be in the top 10 in that category.

I don’t see any redeeming features. He’s a bang average player, with the petulance of a toddler going through the terrible two year old phase. There are allegations of domestic violence, and a face that screams a really unpleasant personality.

If I was a rag supporter I couldn’t bear watching him play.

 

[mancboy]

It was funny when sky kept mentioning Haaland and Hojlund in the same sentence like it was some competition.

The only thing they have in common is they're big Scandinavian lads with blonde hair. One of them is the best goalscorer in world football and the other hasn't scored goal in the league yet.

Although to be fair to the lad, his team are absolutely useless going forward unless it's some counter attack now and again. They seem to be unable to create anything from any other attacking scenario that it would be very difficult for him to show if he's a decent striker or not. Even if he is decent, good luck showing it regularly in that team.

being fair to the lad he was clean through and allowed john stones to get back at him and then still missed

 

[BigJoe#1]

Looks like Lardy stomach in the white is throwing something… surely a stadium ban.... and the fellah in black on the front row..... looks like an undercover agent finding it hard to supress his delight. Dressed well for the mission.

View attachment 97055So far I've spotted James Cordon, Fat Klopp, and the kid banjo player from Deliverance giving Erling shit.

.... and the fellah in black on the front row..... looks like an undercover agent finding it hard to supress his delight. Dressed well for the mission.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Deluded FC. The bald fraud's post match interview was a classic, we were in the game and got robbed. Specsavers is that way fella ----->

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Does Neville know the rags have to work within ffp ?

financially fucked permanently ;)

 

[Metal Biker]

City are only 3 goals behind United in overall total of goals scored in Manchester derbies (269-272), with City now having scored more (77-76) in the Premier League era.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Take a bow son.

 

[KentBlue]

Yeah, Phil yer boots...

 

[Metal Biker]

Take a bow son.

I'm surprised Erling has so few to be honest. After all, he has played in 3 derbies.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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You can’t teach this. It’s impressive how quickly the rags have replaced Small ing and Jones so seamlessly.

Anyone arsed about the Noweigian robot at the far post?

Nah, fuck it, I’ve got Foden.

I mean seriously folks, the most prolific scorer in world football given more space than a NASA mission..

 

[its a Barm]

The rags should be looking at Southgate.

Stop it if that happened an ambulance would be required for me as I would laugh so much I would fear for my life.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

How on earth are they eighth in the league? Beggars belief because they are the worst team I’ve seen all season.

It’s not even an exaggeration to say they are the worst “team” in the league. Burnley and Sheffield United both outplayed them for long periods. They have better individual players than those teams so they rely on individual moments to beat those teams (and the refs obviously). But I genuinely think they are the worst team in the league.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Haha the daft twat is hurting so badly. All you could hear was our lot

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Tourists?? well seeing as the scum are not really in Manchester then I suppose the City fans were in fact tourists :)