United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

Haha

 

[Sir peace frog]

FUCK EM

 

[No.8]

It’s not even an exaggeration to say they are the worst “team” in the league. Burnley and Sheffield United both outplayed them for long periods. They have better individual players than those teams so they rely on individual moments to beat those teams (and the refs obviously). But I genuinely think they are the worst team in the league.

Have you not seen Chelsea? Don’t worry you’re in for a treat.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I hope they ban Garnacho like they did with Bernardo.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

"Great players come here and die in front of our eyes." - Gary Neville

Stick that on a fucking banner.

From 'theatre of dream's to 'one foot in the grave' fkn hillarious.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Is that fat c*nt in the white t-shirt about to throw a coin?

on MOTD you could see something white land behind Erling....it wasn't mentioned.

 

[01cravend]

The post derby day coffee and stroll(scroll) through their aftermath just hits different when we play them off their own park haha..

 

[Silvercloud]

.... and the fellah in black on the front row..... looks like an undercover agent finding it hard to supress his delight. Dressed well for the mission.

He’s tweeted. He’s a blue behind enemy lines

 

[freshie]

Brilliant

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

50 million for a player with 1 year left on his contract, and it looks like he has zero clue where to play him.

I thought he cost them £60m??

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Have you not seen Chelsea? Don’t worry you’re in for a treat.

Hahahaha. I saw Chelsea against Arsenal and they looked a decent side until they conceded a stupid goal and shat themselves.

 

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[yeah whatever !!]

Said this for years. Their delusions are self perpetuating. the United Way, it’s killing them. And will continue to do si, which is brilliant.

People keep going on a out them being ‘bigger’ than City. Who’s the fuck cares and how is size measured in football?
How can you claim to be the biggest club in the World yet have that shower of shit playing, a shambles of a stadium.

The biggest club in the World doesn’t play Jonny fucking Evans..

It was only a week ago Maguire said that ten bob has them playing how he wants them to..
What went wrong Harry?

 

[Akira]

I thought he cost them £60m??

Probably. I just quoted the price off elsewhere.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Waynetta Slob on the front row for those old enough to remember.

" Im smokin' a fag "

 

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[JASR]

It was only a week ago Maguire said that ten bob has them playing how he wants them to..
What went wrong Harry?

I think you misunderstood.

Harry is really happy because Ten Hag as got other players to take over the multiple roles that he was previously doing.

Non-existent tracking of the man - JFE, Fernandes, Mctominay, rashford - they've all stepped up and done really well, with what is an arduous task for any decent footballer to unlearn on the training pitch.

Holding a man in the penalty box - bit of surprise that Hojlund was handed this task, but he stepped up to the task admirably, though Harry showed him how it should be done (ie get away with a blatant penalty) later on with Haaland.

Passing the ball straight out of play - fernandes is reaching Fred like levels on this.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

How many premier goals has he scored this season?

He did get an assist yesterday ;)

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Cant stop laughing that someone just told me its the same centre back pairing Claude Puel got sacked with 5 years ago hahahhahahahaha