United Thread - 2023/24

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

That Hojlund is no better than Johan Elmander.

And a lot dearer

Poor man's Jan Age Fjortoft

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Alarmingly, there is a growing call for tenth hag to be sacked.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Saw the clip of ratface and spitty on sky post match

Comedy gold

Loved the part where spitty said ten hag has been there 18 months, brought players in and no-one still knows how united play

 

[ancoats]

According to an all knowing rag I know....It's not the players or the manager that's at fault. It's the Premier League being up our arse.

They are a bunch of entitled pricks that could be interchangeable with the scousers.

So. Newcastle Arsenal Spurs Liverpool and even Chelsea are not better run clubs than United

 

[tweety]

I'd sooner do Susan Boyle than that whining noise.

That should be behind a spoiler alert, I can't unsee it.

 

[ancoats]

When you go to a Theater to watch Ballet you get Ballet

When you go to the Theater of Dreams to watch football make sure Manchester City are playing

 

[yatesy94.]

When you go to a Theater to watch Ballet you get Ballet

When you go to the Theater of Dreams to watch football make sure Manchester City are playing

The kind of ballet you get at Old Scaffold:



:)

 

[Kippax77]

Good. The twat

Hope the police have a good look at his laptop as well.
Doesn't look a full one

 

[mexico1970]

Hope the please have a good look at his laptop as well.
Doesn't look a full one

If this is true it's not hitting the news as quickly as it would if a City fan said a naughty word.

 

[HelloCity]

They really are in big trouble, the entitled fan base are now doubting the manager and recent history shows that once this starts it usually end one way. They are £800 million in debt and any new manager coming in will want to bring in their own players, they cant afford this due to the mess they are in. And who makes the call on Ten Haag? is it the Glazers or is it Ratcliffe? how can either make the call until the deal is agreed.

This is a club who have spunked over £150 million on Sancho and Anthony and neither seem to have a long term future at the club. Fernandez is a complete bellend, Cassemerio is on his last legs, Rashford doesn't care now he has his contract, Martial and Varane are a pair of crocks, They wanted shot of MaGuire and McTomminay at the start of the season, their best midfielder has a pacemaker fitted. Shaw is a fat cnut, Martinez is overhyped. Jonny fucking Evans has come back and DeGea may be next.

Fooking shambles of a club.

 

[The Salford lad.]

Just how is the most and long winded TRANSITION getting along exactly ..

 

[laserblue]

 

[David Kloppesh]

He hates them, love it

 

[mancboy]

According to an all knowing rag I know....It's not the players or the manager that's at fault. It's the Premier League being up our arse.

They are a bunch of entitled pricks that could be interchangeable with the scousers.

Apart from that fucking dreadful accent you are 100% correct

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

 

[burning blue soul]

That is delicious.

 

[give it to gordon]

Why have so many of the rag players got such poor skin complexion ?

 

[roman totale]

Why have so many of the rag players got such poor skin complexion ?

Lack of exercise

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Great rack of Lamb

 

[freshie]