United Thread - 2023/24

[j.cbluelongsight]

I wrote on BBC HYS "The Theatre of Nightmares and Rat Infestations" and they took it down because "it broke the house rules".

What's that then?, the unwritten "Don't speak the truth against Man United?". They found traces of rats there!.

I got this taken down
"Old Trafford is falling down ten hag is a bloody clown"
They've also banned tge word "rag"

 

[Shirley]

I got this taken down
"Old Trafford is falling down ten hag is a bloody clown"
They've also banned tge word "rag"

I recall they banned the word rag at the daily telegraph many years ago, don't know if they still do as I won’t be clicking on it.

 

[malg]

Rashford

Of all the overrated Rags, and my life there is competition (remember the commentator when they brought on that young lad in the FA Cup final and he said 'the precocious talent' - absolute bullshit), Rashford must be the No1. Heard some gobshite saying when he's on form he's world class and would walk into any team. I genuinely think most Rags believe that bollocks, well the blogger generation anyway. He's a decent football player who would probably start for most Prem teams outside the top 6. Runs fast and kicks the ball hard. God only knows why he's allowed to take free kicks. Long may he be a starter for Engerland.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Sheikh Mansour, bought a club,
Unlike Michael Knighton.
Jim Ratcliffe tried the same,
But he bought a fuckin shite'un

Apologies for the slight edit but I like it :-)

 

[Blue Til Death]

I recall they banned the word rag at the daily telegraph many years ago, don't know if they still do as I won’t be clicking on it.

They call em useless fuckin cunts now…!

 

[KentBlue]

Of all the overrated Rags, and my life there is competition (remember the commentator when they brought on that young lad in the FA Cup final and he said 'the precocious talent' - absolute bullshit), Rashford must be the No1. Heard some gobshite saying when he's on form he's world class and would walk into any team. I genuinely think most Rags believe that bollocks, well the blogger generation anyway. He's a decent football player who would probably start for most Prem teams outside the top 6. Runs fast and kicks the ball hard. God only knows why he's allowed to take free kicks. Long may he be a starter for Engerland.

Since the dawn of time itself every player that has pulled on that revolting shirt has been 'the greatest...ever.'

The rags have never -since their formation- had a player that isn't very good. Not one. Once they leave the club they become ordinary again, but all the while they are manacled to the swamp they are the finest players that have ever walked this earth. We know this because the Custis brothers, Henry Winter, Simon Stone, Oliver Holt and the many many other toadying, lickspittle wankers in the rag-obsessed media have been preaching this inane bullshit since the start of the Premier league.

I swear the rags could call Carlton Palmer out of retirement and our tabloid hacks would hail him the finest footballer that ever existed. They'd tell us that Pele himself used to worship at the altar of the sacred Church Of Carlton and hope that one day he could be as good as the master himself.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I wrote on BBC HYS "The Theatre of Nightmares and Rat Infestations" and they took it down because "it broke the house rules".

What's that then?, the unwritten "Don't speak the truth against Man United?". They found traces of rats there!.

I always regarded the Rag starting eleven as having traces of rats.

 

[Uwe Already]

Is the 25% “takeover” still “edging closer”? Seems to be taking a while… Don’t recall any official statements on the subject, or am I missing something? Although Ratbag seems to have overhauled the football side of things already so must be true!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I see gentleman Jim is closing Grangemouth in 18 months with the loss of 500 jobs……at least we know where some of his cash is coming from for the rags purchase ;)

Yeah, we must endure mass unemployment to keep the Rags tickin' over! For every Ratcliffe redundancy the Good Sheikh is creating twenty new jobs.

 

[dadnlad]

Spunking his fortune away...

well he's only going to leave it to wife loving son so might as well give to someone training donkeys