United Thread - 2023/24

[dennishasdoneit]

That's four trophies in 11 seasons. Well ahead of their average trophy haul before the piss-can arrived but nobody ever mentions that.

Very good point. No one remembers how mundane they were back then. I do.

 

[JRockBlues]

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Joke thread is in Off Topic section of the forum.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They are shite

 

[The Black Shed]

25pts now

Mind the gap

 

[Inter Me Nan]

 

[bluethrunthru]

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The Dutch are known for their recreational drug use

 

[Gingers Dad]

There’s a minimum £50mill less to go towards the Wembley of the North.

Why didn't they say they won't qualify for Champions league?

 

[mike1923]

When you forget to change accounts …

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

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We had 56 points on Feb 20.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

When you forget to change accounts …

Brent is trying his hardest to get in United fans good books.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Why didn't they say they won't qualify for Champions league?

And that £80M Anthony's pathetic goal return has contributed to this,lol

 

[bondsman]

I’m not taking piss yet. They ended dippers quad and then their treble I believe they can ruin the Tarquins dream as well.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’m not taking piss yet. They ended dippers quad and then their treble I believe they can ruin the Tarquins dream as well.

What would be even more hilarious would be if Taylor is given the match to add to the tarquins piss boiling should the scum win.

 

[JASR]

Brent is trying his hardest to get in United fans good books.

Bi-polar Brent

 

[dom]

 

[dom]

They have certainly entertained me this season

 

[r.soleofsalford]

It was on Sky last night also with them saying it’s petty and bad for morale for the staff as the savings is not exactly going to buy them a new player.
Not Surprisingly Stretford Stone on the BBC isn’t posting this story.

 

[TFC]

I'm no editor, but fucking hell I would love to see Onanas 'highlights' of this season set to the Benny Hill theme XD

 

[pride in battle]

Villa point tonight will make it mathematically impossible for united to make top 4 with 4 games remaining. Laughing stock!

What a time we are living in. Keep it coming.

Is 5th place definitely out now for English teams ?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I'm no editor, but fucking hell I would love to see Onanas 'highlights' of this season set to the Benny Hill theme XD

Starting with the horrendous errors in pre season matches
When he was continually lobbed from distance
Ending with the Burnley knock out punch.

And let's not forget ,mid season, him flying to AFCON in a private helicopter only to find he was to sit on the bench ,dropped for his cousin .

They say every great story has a beginning, a middle and an end.
Priceless.