United Thread | 2024/25

[KS55]

Here we go the most hyped sack of shit lording the media for being errrrrrrr shite

The greatest CB since Slabhead.(£80m)

 

[Blue Mist]

Apparently he was willing to take a pay cut to join United:

https://dailysports.net/news/de-ligt-is-willing-to-accept-a-salary-reduction-to-join-manchester-united/

I will reserve judgement!

It's the Daily Sports you are quoting.

In other news from that esteemed publication, the dippers have an OSC on the Moon, King Charles is from Zirillion, a planet 4 light years away and Bernie hates the rags as much as the dippers.

Only one of those statements is true.


Pssst, it's the one about the King

 

[Gone for a Burton]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The greatest CB since Slabhead.(£80m)

They have got to have cover for this position for when Slabhead faces the full weight of Greek justice.

 

[Kinkybyname]

It's the Daily Sports you are quoting.

In other news from that esteemed publication, the dippers have an OSC on the Moon, King Charles is from Zirillion, a planet 4 light years away and Bernie hates the rags as much as the dippers.

Only one of those statements is true.


Pssst, it's the one about the King

it's not that Daily Sport

 

[Vienna_70]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

And they’ll need a dike around the pitch to carry away the run off from the waterfall.

 

[city2]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

 

[Shirley]

They'll be playing in clogs next and growing Daffodils at Carrington...dumb cunts.

And tulips

 

[roach3]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

biggest club in the universe mate, hated adored or what ever they used to say in the 90s

 

[I'm With Stupid]

First 7 games on tv no favourtism there then.

Gotta get their games in early before their armchair fans lose interest when they're mid table going into the new year.