United Thread | 2024/25

[Ysabel 123]

They honestly believe that Jim Ratcliffe is the savior and will build them a new stadium.

He paid the Glaziers £1.2 Billion for 25% of a Europa league team! He is their yes man and can't do anything without their approval. the best part is, them dick heads thinks that Sir Jim is one of them and hates the Glazers!

A few points that i enjoy telling/asking them:
-Sir Jim is entitled to 25% of anything the Glazers rob united, do you think he will take it
-Sir Jim cant do anything without asking the Glazers first
-Sir Jim promised to spend £250m on repairs at old trafford right away
-Sir Jim needs to the phone number for trafford Council if he wants a loan

 

[dennishasdoneit]

We all know that the rags' ministry of bullshit has to go completely OTT, every time they win a game.

And who better to quote than their new overrated striker, who scored a jammy tap-in just before the end of the game?

I've never really taken Fulham seriously ....in all ,my time in football
When Carlos Tevez made Chris small thing
sit down.like a baby lamb ...before scoring ,under Mancini..back in the day.
Then you have the Fulham 0 Manchester City 4. Again under Mancini.
One of the greatest away performances in our history...
And then you go back to the georgie best/ Bobby Moore days
And then the Michael Jackson statute
Bit of a joke of a club really......and lying down to utd in the last min ?
Fuck Fulham,and everything they stand for.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

In fun news:
Currently near Guildford at a very nice festival called Weyfest… saw 1 city top on a child on Thursday (and me), saw a Chelsea top yesterday. Today , they’re all out, well I’ve seen 2, and talked to one (without shirt)…
Got randomly chatting about the festival , then he asked where i was from ‘Manchester’ (seems I’m the only one here).. ‘manchester, so .. red or blue?’ (Note at this point it really hadn’t dawned on me that he would be a united fan in their natural habitat), ‘City, obviously, as we’re the only team in Manchester’
‘Oh well we’re top of the league!’
‘Ah you’re united… of course … I’m in Surrey… and you’re not top … dont say it, don’t say it.. Brighton are’
‘Oh… didn’t know that… anyway cantona is a legend’
‘Really? Mr kung fu?’
‘Yes’
‘The man who took the Munich charity for 250k?’
‘Oh…what?’
‘Yeah 250k and I presume you knew about the appalling treatment of the Munich families by united?’
‘Err what?’
‘You really don’t know United do you. Or that you bought the league?’
‘No that’s you!’
‘No, you floated on stock exchange, then you were valued at £20m for Knighton takeover and then spent that the next season on new players’
‘Err’

At this point his poor wife admitted she hated football, and I agreed, ‘so does your husband it seems’

A very satisfying chat at the end of a great 3rd night of the festival.

I've bin to many a Festival. And the worse thing u can ever bump into
Is a utd fan.

 

[cheekybids]

In fun news:
Currently near Guildford at a very nice festival called Weyfest… saw 1 city top on a child on Thursday (and me), saw a Chelsea top yesterday. Today , they’re all out, well I’ve seen 2, and talked to one (without shirt)…
Got randomly chatting about the festival , then he asked where i was from ‘Manchester’ (seems I’m the only one here).. ‘manchester, so .. red or blue?’ (Note at this point it really hadn’t dawned on me that he would be a united fan in their natural habitat), ‘City, obviously, as we’re the only team in Manchester’
‘Oh well we’re top of the league!’
‘Ah you’re united… of course … I’m in Surrey… and you’re not top … dont say it, don’t say it.. Brighton are’
‘Oh… didn’t know that… anyway cantona is a legend’
‘Really? Mr kung fu?’
‘Yes’
‘The man who took the Munich charity for 250k?’
‘Oh…what?’
‘Yeah 250k and I presume you knew about the appalling treatment of the Munich families by united?’
‘Err what?’
‘You really don’t know United do you. Or that you bought the league?’
‘No that’s you!’
‘No, you floated on stock exchange, then you were valued at £20m for Knighton takeover and then spent that the next season on new players’
‘Err’

At this point his poor wife admitted she hated football, and I agreed, ‘so does your husband it seems’

A very satisfying chat at the end of a great 3rd night of the festival.

Lessons being taught in the school holidays ;)

 

[jacko74]

-Sir Jim promised to spend £250m on repairs at old trafford right away

Well he's made a start, revamping the the tunnel to resemble the decor of a 1980's swingers club.

 

[Skrastins]

Well he's made a start, revamping the the tunnel to resemble the decor of a 1980's swingers club.

Amsterdams red light district, somewhere there is Antony fidget spinning around stripper pole

 

[Silva 83]

It's always sad rising in the morning to the news that they still exist.

Cunts.

 

[remember arthur mann]

At least they can say they spent a night on top.

 

[mancboy]

It's always sad rising in the morning to the news that they still exist.

Cunts.

or its happy that you rise in the morning knowing that they still exist so you can hate them that bit more for another day

 

[Silva 83]

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They had their night on top and now they are gonna get spanked, and be held down and choked for the rest of the season.