United Thread | 2024/25

[yeah whatever !!]

Same
Cunts
Usual
Mess

 

[ancoats]

They have to appease the Asian TV market etc. Still loads of Chinese saying ahhh wonaldo no1

I think you'll find the last time a United game wasn't shown live was 1991

 

[dadnlad]

If they want that midfielder so bad from psg why not straight swap wonder boy sancho or dinner lady

 

[hertsblue]

Hopefully they struggle at Brighton.

Brighton will press them relentlessly, and are also really good at bypassing a press too (and United tend to be able to keep up their counter-pressing for a while before they tire).

Brighton really could run them ragged. They have good, intelligent, technical and tactically-adept players who can really play through the lines and expose the flaws in whatever this system is that United are trying to play (like I say, right now, it looks a very weak imitation of Klopp's style at Liverpool's best).

Hopefully Brighton administer a beating anyway. I still maintain that United were fortunate against Fulham despite what xG said (it can be a flawed metric sometimes, and is more useful over a period of time than in one-off games). Fulham showed enough to tell us that the rags' weaknesses are still there. Just need some teams to expose them.

Brighton just need to remember to play till the Rags are on tje team bus and not let up at the final whistle, just in case

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Brighton just need to remember to play till the Rags are on tje team bus and not let up at the final whistle, just in case

Even the final whistle does not mean the game is over with the scum.

 

[the blue panther]

Nope.
They're back, haven't you heard?
Corner turned.
Back on track.
Consolidation season completed and a resounding success.
Second most successful team in the country at the moment.
Top four in the bag.
Brand spanking new tax payer super duper stadium incoming.
Zebra pants back in the wardrobe.
This is manches nytid we're talking about.

SCUM.
WTFAMu.
CTID
As you were Blues.

Nope. Fuck off.
Scum, as you well know - never even humour the cunts.

False alarm - as you were blues.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Not that long before they are in crisis again, I'll give it two games.

Bummings at Brighton (ooh err missus)

And at home against the dips, should she the Norwich scarfs out in force once more.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They are back to talking Casemiro up as the answer to their midfield woes even though he got run past for fun last season. What’s wrong with the rags believing the hype about anyone who turns up for them. The ghost of Alan Ball could be the next rags manager and they’d be calling him equal to Pep.

 

[the blue panther]

They were talking-up Maguire after the game with Fulham, whose forwards were shite - and Troy Deeney even put him in his team of the week on the BBC Sport website (Looks like a worthy successor to Garth Crooks!).
Lets hope they get put to the sword soon.
Scum.

 

[KentBlue]

They are back to talking Casemiro up as the answer to their midfield woes even though he got run past for fun last season. What’s wrong with the rags believing the hype about anyone who turns up for them. The ghost of Alan Ball could be the next rags manager and they’d be calling him equal to Pep.

Reality hurts. In order to soften the blow the rags have to adapt an everything-is-rosy stance in order to placate the Far Eastern plastics. They do have one English fan, some bloke in a white T shirt I believe, and even he is becoming disillusioned.
Every other millennium when he goes to the swamp (yeah, he's getting on a bit!) he sees Ten-Bob's latest collection of Dutch dildos and wishes he had been a supporter of MK Dons, Accrington Stanley, even the Dog and Duck pub team - any club other than the verminous rags from Trafford. But it's too late. The virus is eating away at him even as we speak. Doctors have told him he has a week, at best two weeks, before he is a fully fledged çunt.