United Thread | 2024/25

[GRB]

Do you remember that smug DiCaprio gif he posted when Ronaldo signed….

That worked out a treat didn’t it …

Anyone fancy reminding him of that be my guest.

Think it was when there was talk of him signing for city and he talked him into signing for united… camel chops is massive.

 

[GRB]

I’m not on social media like the shite he posts on, but someone, please be my guest and remind him
Of that.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

If its a swap deal they wont be spending

Shite for Shite & only £300k every week for three years.

This scruffy cat weasel jimrat sure knows his stuff on marginal gains.

Cut backs, redundancies, closures....he does em all.

At this rate he'll be a tax exile in Monaco with accounts in the Cayman Islands by Xmas.....and the rags will still.be mid table.

How do you do it Chelsea Jim ?

 

[N1985]

Those 4 combined will score less than our 1.

The mental thing is that isn't even a pisstake

 

[dennishasdoneit]

JFE has retired from international football.

Now, he can concentrate on being shite for the rags.

Is he their nominated penalty taker this season? : )

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Those 4 combined will score less than our 1.

I dunno. I reckon if Haaland gets injured for most of the season and Fernandes stops taking their penalties in favour of one of them, they might be able to get close.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Crikey it must be on - according Sly Stone “Sterling, who has 82 England caps, is known to be a childhood United fan.” News to me!

Raheem Sterling: Manchester United hold exploratory talks over a deal to sign Chelsea forward

Manchester United hold exploratory talks over a deal to sign forward Raheem Sterling from Chelsea.

www.bbc.co.uk

Haha, like fucking clockwork. Every signing they make was a 'childhood United fan' despite it never being mentioned at any point before they signed, even when he signed for their two biggest rivals. You'd think that something like this might have been going round, yet mysteriously there never is:

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Is their goal difference still NIL ?
Let's hope super ( attacking ) coach Horseface keeps his job all season.

 

[heslops barnet]

JFE has retired from international football.

Now, he can concentrate on being shite for the rags.

At least he doesn’t pretend he’s something he’s not, been a model professional not like the majority of rag players………

 

[Roachy]

JFE has retired from international football.

Now, he can concentrate on being shite for the rags.

You can just hear all of the worlds top strikers taking a collective sigh of relief.