United Thread | 2024/25

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

United are already planning on building a statue of Scruffy Jim to commemorate his time at Old Trafford.

 

[Stephen230]

A fun stat. I’ve just seen on Twitter. Since the start of the 2021/22 the goal difference is:

United: + 11
City: + 204

Not in my lifetime.

 

[Mr Fraser]

The Woman with black hair looks like she's just had a whiff of someone's really bad fart.

Cos uncle jim has followed through

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

His dad used to work the doors at the phoenix in town, he used to bang on to me every Saturday night how his son was gonna make it big and play for England. In fairness he was a sound hard working bloke. Wouldn’t fancy getting on the wrong side of him mind.

 

[Lost in space]

The **** Gill is fast asleep.

The left hand is cupping something

 

[Blue Mist]

Of that photo doesnt get Meme'd to fuck.

'What The Fuck Have I Done'

 

[Vienna_70]

How’s the knocking us off our perch thingy going, scruffy Jim?

 

[Franny 1234]

If he works on his finishing he’d be 2nd top scorer his season. I love the kid, he’s like a whirlwind.

Rico had full size net fitted in his back garden last season so he is working on his finishing beleave it or not. Obviously not enough though.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

When you realise your catering team has a one star hygiene rating and you've invited your most important clients to the buffet after the match

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Is Gill on the vinegar strokes, and Scruffy Jim has just realised that his missus has got to remove a "stubborn stain" from the back of his jacket