United Thread | 2024/25

[Really_here]

These useless cunts should’ve been all over Ivan Toney this summer,..but they couldn’t even see that!?..They’re fucked.

Why on earth would Ivan Toney want to move there?

 

[Really_here]

 

[argyle]

Robbie Savage is presumably sat in the pub trying to convince everyone there’s still a goal in this for Manchester United.

Too busy managing Macclesfield not very well.

 

[jrb]

 

[MCFC1993]

Their official twitter bio, hahaha. Genuinely thought it was photoshopped, how incredibly small time and insecure.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

The piss can started the decline.
Wee Davy continued it.
Loopy Louis carried it on.
PEG solidified the shit.
Paper boy had em on the slide again.
Wreck it Ralph told the truth,shit everywhere but.....

...Ten Bob is our agent ace.

Denies everything, belives in schticking to the projescht, defends the undefensible, and protects the 25% tax dodging, scruffy, failsworth, chavki supporting owner.

All hail our brave agent of agents Ten Bob or Tent Peg or what ever our handlers call him today.

What a guy !!

 

[goalmole]

It really was.

To sack ten Hag after just winning the cup would have made them look a laughing stock so they were forced to keep him even though everyone, even them, can clearly see how inept and clueless he actually is.

Had it been Chelsea, however, his feet wouldn't have touched the ground, cup or no cup.
They're fucking ruthless when it comes to sacking managers.

 

[remember arthur mann]

As I lie here in the baking hot sun, sipping at my mojito and occasionally raising my eyes to check on the girlies - this comment sits very nicely with me.............. :-)

I think I get the picture.....

 

[Saxmundham Blue]

Yet another new dawn has bitten the dust...........

The hard facts are United have taken 19 points in their last 16 premier league games.

They won their last two games of last season against two teams (Brighton and Newcastle) who had hit the wall after a long season and who had nothing left in the tank.

If you ignore those last two games of last season then United have taken 13 points from their last 14 games.

That is relegation form.

It gets worse. 6 of those points came from home games against Sheff Utd (poss the worst PL team ever - but who managed to lead 0-1 and 1-2 before losing 4-2) and a miserable toothless Everton team.

This is all because United have got the worst midfield in the PL - they have no control of possession and will struggle to dominate any team this season.

There is no quick fix for this situation. If ETH stays then I reckon United will finish below halfway with well less than 50 points.

FWIW I think ETH will stay mainly because INEOS cannot sack him after backing him publicly with a huge transfer budget - sacking ETH would make INEOS look more clueless and incompetent than the previous regime, so they can't/won't do it.

 

[paulchapo]

How embarrassing that Casemiro’s wife felt the need to post a photo of all the trophies he’s won in his career on Instagram. Why doesn’t he grow a set and take the criticism like a man? Must be something with Brazilians. Didn’t Thiago Silvia’s wife do something similar last season, when her husband was playing for Chelsea?

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cdxlp5jke9yo

Like the rags he plays for, living in the past.