PEK is better…..
I suggest he is reprieved if he eats a couple o' slices 'o Spam! Without leaves 'n weeds! Just the Spam.
An old friend of mine from way back, a painter and decorator, he used to read the Times and do the crossword puzzle, but he didn't want to betray his working class roots so he hid it in a copy of the Sun. True story.That reminds me of a Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch.
A bloke goes into a newsagent’s to buy a copy of Mayfair and a copy of the Daily Star.
Before he leaves the shop, he puts the Daily Star inside the Mayfair to hide his embarrassment.
in my defence...m'lud...no one enjoys a bit of fried spam on a breakfast plate more than me...or battered and served with beans. No One. It has no place on a sandwich though. and I shall go to the fkin gallows steadfast in this beleif.
maybe the Ineos marginal gains is marginally less impactful :-)