United Thread | 2024/25

[Protein Junkie]

Lobbed this little beaut on the Talksport Facebook page yesterday.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Said before scuff jim has ruined what was Team Sky so hopefully he carries on ruining the rags

They own a third of Mercedes F1 gone from world domination to also rans. It’s noticeable a customer team in McLaren is in the hunt for the constructors championship and they aren’t. More of scruffy Jim’s magic touch.

 

[Grassland Blue]

...can I have chips, beans, sausage 2 fried eggs & toast with that?

Can I have scum, egg and chips without the scum?

 

[Gone for a Burton]

I was curious about how gash utd have been since the pisscan left so I tallied up league points since their last league win in 2013, 11 seasons ago.

Manchester City - 947pts
Liverpool - 863pts
Arsenal - 792pts
Chelsea - 768pts
Spurs - 755pts
utd - 749pts

They are fucking shit!

So....200 points in round figures or more than the equivalent of TWO seasons worth of points.

They really are shit and falling even further and faster behind us.

 

[fulabeer]

Love the Paddy Power advert stating that after the San Marino defeat, Liechtenstein are seeking a morale boosting friendly with the Rags.

 

[KS55]

There is a new group. Make united great swiftly. MUGS.

 

[Vienna_70]

Can I have scum, egg and chips without the scum?

I don’t like scum!

 

[Bluepetal]

then throw the spam out...and you have a lovely sandwich..

My mate once said , and I kid you not , spam stood for , squashed pork and meat … still makes me shoulder laugh 20 yrs on .

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Just seen a clip of Ratboy saying we wouldn't win the league in 23/24 because we had just won the treble.

A treble hangover he said.

"They must be exhausted after reaching utopia, they have matched nitdes treble. They won't beat that"

 

[MMA]

Said before scuff jim has ruined what was Team Sky so hopefully he carries on ruining the rags

He's not the Messiah..
He's a very naughty boy is scruffy Jim.