United Thread | 2024/25

[Blueboy73]

I know how he feels

I thought all their ex players told everyone how they're the biggest, bestest, greatest club in the world with their leaking roof and shit training facilities.

 

[Blueboy73]

I dream of the day I'm at work much less. My place is full of plastic rags and they're extremely mouthy this season. Probably due to them beating us in the FA Cup final, completely erasing any memories of an 8th placed finish in the Premier League and an embarrassing Champions League performance. Self awareness has never really been a strong point of a plastic rag.

They never learn do they.
Best thing to do is remember what they've been saying and remind them when it all turns to shit again.
They'll be out of the title race before the clocks go back.

 

[Blueboy73]

View attachment 127734Just wondering what approach HMRC will take on the tax bill?

Rags when confronted with the truth of how shit they really are or any mention of their "exceptions" when calculating losses.

 

[Blue Mist]

I don't know if this is just a Rag's fantasy piece or not, but this looks like they're building a new stadium with a similar footprint next door. Yet magically it will be able to hold 100,000/a million/a billion (delete as appropriate) fans!

They cannot save space by having the seats any closer together, that's impossible. So to ensure they fit 100k into a stadium that is the same size as the old one, they are asking fans to sit on each other's knee. (You swap over at half time)

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Affairs, misdemeanors etc.

I did not have sex with that woman....drip, slurp ( the sound of cum dripping from Monica's geggie ) !!

Thank you Mr President.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Apart from the fact I keep waiting for the Byker Grove theme tune to kick in, got to love him referring to the Glazers as “creepy bastards

 

[JASR]

He mentions Scruffy 'outing that the PL give the top 6 special dispensation' - anyone got a link to what he actually said?

Yet again, united showing themselves for the utter corrupt bastards they are.

 

[fulabeer]

lift carpet,brush under and pretend its not there

 

[Blue Mist]

I am suprised the Glazers Out brigade aren't kicking off about the latest corruption scandal.
The Glazers sell shares to Scruffy Jim but get the club to pay the legal bill !
When they arrived they saddled the club with debt to buy it. Now they have sold a portion, they've dumped that debt onto the club as well.
If Scruffy eventually takes over the rags he will have to pay his own legal bills and the Glazers as well.

Fuck I love the Glazers. Modelled on, but improved upon, Peter Swales.

 

[rowarta]

They cannot save space by having the seats any closer together, that's impossible. So to ensure they fit 100k into a stadium that is the same size as the old one, they are asking fans to sit on each other's knee. (You swap over at half time)