United Thread | 2024/25

[Colin Bells Boots]

What the hell does Brailsford do ?

He sits there looking angry and menacing in a Mark Hughes kind of way and ultimately about as effective.

He supplies the stimulants but unfortunately they only appear to work for cyclists.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Rashford has taken voluntary redundancy by the look of things

 

[Gazza]

He supplies the stimulants but unfortunately they only appear to work for cyclists.

Do you mean he pedals them?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

He supplies the stimulants but unfortunately they only appear to work for cyclists.

and luckily donkeys are immune from them.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Perm anyone on the pitch today....but I'd guess the hairy new signing Kirklees or whatever he's called,

Circles !! :)

 

[Grassland Blue]

How do you inhale, digest or inject football boots into your veins?

Ah.
Didn't realise the comment was about drugs.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Always reminds me of that John Christie guy from 10 Rillington Place

That was a fucking chilling film - you’ve just given me flashbacks

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

That was a fucking chilling film - you’ve just given me flashbacks

Be quite amusing funny if Brailsford and his " doping /potions " was actually responsible for producing adverse effects on Ten Haag's superstars.

 

[Vienna_70]

Or, worse, his plan is completely and utter faulty but he refuses to divert from it or—more likely—lacks the ability to formulate and execute a new plan.

Hence the “trust the process” nonsense as he stares blankly in to middle distance.

What do you mean, worse?

That sounds much better to me.

 

[Vienna_70]

I wonder if he's any good at that window trick

That’s definitely one for the FOCs.