United Thread | 2024/25

[yeah whatever !!]

TBH a two finger salute doesn't need translation ;)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Fuck me...That's 925 million who cant get a ticket. And when the population reaches 10 Billion they can all sing 'I am a one in ten'.

 

[blue cigar]

Snubbed again. It’s a dire situation when the self-professed “biggest club in the world” can’t lure a manager away from the mighty Stuttgart

Turned them down?
It's Manchester nytid we're talking about, turned down the biggest club on earth, I very much doubt it.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Turned them down?
It's Manchester nytid we're talking about, turned down the biggest club on earth, I very much doubt it.

Father Dougal Maguire would turn them down, followed by Ted then Jack.

But I think Mrs Doyle would give em' a go, can you imagine she looks at Rashford on the bench and shouts out Ahh Go on,go on,go on, go on. go on....GO ON !!!

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

As PT Barnum said, there’s one born every minute.

 

[Vienna_70]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

Zirkzee and de Ligt are Dutch, therefore obligatory purchases for ten Bob.

Schtick to de plan.

 

[TinFoilHat]

But Ineos are maintaining their standards elsewhere

Ben Ainslie’s Ineos Britannia go 3-0 down to New Zealand after near-crash at America’s Cup

Sir Ben Ainslie’s team suffered another blow in their tilt at sporting history as Ineos Britannia went 3-0 down to Emirates Team New Zealand after the second day of racing at the America’s Cup.

www.telegraph.co.uk

ETH team captain?

 

[N1985]

Zirkzee and de Ligt are Dutch, therefore obligatory purchases for ten Bob.

Schtick to de plan.

Fucking hell totally forgot about Zirkzee

Would have been better off buying a used Deal or No Deal fruit machine off Gumtree and just plonking it on the edge of the box.

 

[Blue Til Death]

But none of them can get tickets.

Despite the top tier being closed on numerous occasions, with the lights turned out so nobody can see :-)…

 

[Grassland Blue]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

The rags scouting system
used to be, "Who are City in for?'
"Well, we'll have him then. City are inferior to us and we're going to use our financial muscle and 'istree to make sure said player comes to us."
This worked for them until the likes of Maguire and Sanchez went there.....