United Thread | 2024/25

[heslops barnet]

I've heard three.

2 or 3 still a waste of money

 

[heslops barnet]

He’ll still be turning up to games stinking the place out don’t worry

Is that when he shits himself?

 

[heslops barnet]

He’s been removed from his ambassador role. He’ll still have his seat and haunt the corridors I’m sure.

And his parking permit?

 

[Mike N]

‘Where’s your Bacon gone, where’s your Bacon gone?’

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m going to miss the miserable, bitter, nasty old turd.

What, lik a hole in the head?

 

[freshie]

Not gone down well. But it’s a sign they might not be as clueless as they seem.

 

[freshie]

Jelly and ice cream time might be round the corner ;)

 

[Bollo]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

I know! We’ve been so focused on Ten Pence that we’ve taken our eye off the ball with Agent Pisscan.

 

[JASR]

Ok, so that’s 2 out of 6 things he’s been removed from
1. Wages
2. Dressing room

Still got
3. Director
4. Seat
5. Private box
6. Parking space

At this rate, By the end of tomorrow he’ll be wandering round Piccadilly gardens clutching a brown paper bag and muttering ‘This is manshester nytid did this to me’

 

[M23 Citizen]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

He’s still been the manager all this time if you ask me.

They’ve played the same football they did under him under every manager they’ve had since he left.

Watch back Ajax’s CL semifinal first leg against Spurs and watch the football they played under Ten Hag, they were a fantastic side to watch. Ten Hag just has United playing out of date football that Ferguson makes him play.