United Thread | 2024/25

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Or more likely having a shit from the out of date chicken. Probably better there than on the hard shoulder though.

 

[freshie]

Oh no they're not! (Apologies if it's too early for panto :-) )

It's never too early at the theatre of screams

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Good luck finding a taker

Ajax selling him for £82m after he refused to train and was trying to engineer a move away, then getting him back for probably less than half, is the dictionary definition of rinsing.

Juventus did it twice with Pogba. Rinsing, and repeating!

 

[citizen_maine]

He's an octogenarian who has nothing else to do with his miserable life accept cling onto the past. As a human being this about as futile an existence as there could ever be. No present, no future.
Didn't Shankly do pretty much the same at Anfield when he was kicked out?

To me it is a step in the right direction for the rags - unfortunately. The moistened-eyed brigade will get all sentimental and daydream about events from 30-40 years ago, but the more level-headed and pragmatic amongst them will realise it had to be done.
Because die hard rags will only see what they want to see: a man who came in and changed the club's fortunes for the better. But most other football fans will see that he was a very, very fortunate man in that he had been given more money than any British football club manager had to spend and could thus cherry pick the best of the talent around.
He was a matter of seconds away from being fired when a lucky strike went in and saved his job - and he has rested on that ever since. He and his club rode roughshod over everyone else in the sport, he became the bullying despot that we all know him for, and subsequently burnt more bridges than any other manager involved in the game, including Revie.

I believe Pandora is readying herself to open the box and reveal the genuine truth behind his time at the swamp, and I don't think it's one that rag fans are going to want to hear.

It's arguably a step in the right direction if they've realised the negative affect he's having, and aren't just doing this as another cost saving exercise like sacking half their staff

 

[TinFoilHat]

Await the national day of mourning when this is announced to rag world.

Gary Chuckle will be in a mourning suit on Sky Sports and blaming the glazers.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sly man Stone.

Sir Alex Ferguson: Former Manchester United boss to step away from club ambassador duties

Sir Alex Ferguson will step away from his Manchester United ambassadorial duties at the end of the season.

www.bbc.co.uk

No wonder his conk is big with the amount of shit it collects crawling up Satan's anus.

 

[solley attwell]

This is probably the best thing they have done since buying a stake in the club

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You know what that means?
They are facilitating the return of the nodding dog ole. Now he doesn't have to look like a complete gimp giving up his parking spot to Sir phalex

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Sir Alex and Scruffy Jim, amicable meeting…..

 

[city2]

Fucking hell they have finally worked out the problem after a decade of whiskey breath having been the issue that’s dragged them down

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Nice gig? Trying to have a piss with rats running over your toes?

Surely the fans aren't allowed into the Executive Toilet when the despot is emptying his bladder ?

And it is bad enough just having to watch their players running chaotically around the pitch, so rats running around will defintely be an improvement , being both more methodical and entertaining.