United Thread | 2024/25

[Colin Bells Boots]

It was probably a good opportunity to introduce themselves to each other.

Or more likely to avoid the inevitable bitching between the high maintenance ego's about who should sit at which table.

 

[Oldham Exile]

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

Yep - soon be Xmas

 

[Viking blue]

Why is there plastic taped to the chair? Is he that petty he won’t sit on a chair with our badge on display?

I’ll say prick just in case that’s the reason.

More than likely it’s to protect the seat from becoming piss stained.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What's the difference between an elephant and the scum?

One's an elephant the other is irrelevant

 

[Gazza]

What's the difference between an elephant and the scum?

One's an elephant the other is irrelevant

One is a popular circus act and the other's an elephant

 

[KentBlue]

Also, animals are popular.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

What's the difference between an elephant and the scum?

Three points.

 

[cityontheup]

The players probably asked him to cancel it. Tired of looking at each other.

Nice way to get to know eachother though because on the pitch they play like strangers

 

[dobingsdobber]

What's the difference between an elephant and the scum?

One's an elephant the other is irrelevant

None.They both produce huge piles of shit.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yet these are the favourites - you'd expect clubs like Fulham and West Ham to be linked with this calibre of manager, not the mighty man u!

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Just shared this with my Rag mate this was his reply;

'Just anybody but Southgate for love of god. That might even force me to cancel my firestick '

He has the self awareness to know the second bit is funnier because he's a Rag..........